Alright, folks, I've got a groundbreaking revelation for you all: Are all women actually just undercover prostitutes? I mean, think about it. You give your girlfriend or wife some cash, and suddenly, you've got access to the VIP section of love, right? It's like buying a ticket to the amusement park of affection, where you get to go on the exclusive rides that single guys only dream about.

So, does this mean marriage is just an extended layaway plan for sex and affection? You pay now, pay later, and keep paying until you're six feet under or divorced, whichever comes first!

Isn't it wild? We're all out here thinking we're in love, but maybe we're just in a long-term business transaction. The only difference between your wife and a prostitute is that one has a better return policy, right? And let's not forget, with prostitutes, at least you know what you're paying for upfront. With relationships, you're sometimes buying into the mystery box, hoping there's something good inside.

Imagine if men started asking for receipts! 'Honey, I need a receipt for that love I bought last night. It's for tax purposes!'

So, are we all just living in this giant, romantic illusion where love is just another currency? Maybe we should start giving out performance reviews or something just like we do on ESA: 'Dear wife, for the price of those dinners and that new couch, I expected at least a 4-star performance last night. Do better.'

But hey, maybe that's too harsh. After all, love is supposed to be priceless, right? Or is it just that the price is hidden in the fine print of every relationship? Food for thought, or perhaps, a reason to start carrying around your wallet a little more openly

You sad fuck. get a life. hope nobody other than myself answers your stupid silly posts. you conjure up anything just to get people to answer you. I am only doing it to say how pathetic you are. GO READ A FUKING BOOK. GET OFF HERE WITH YOUR POSTS.

Here is a read for u...

Based on a true story


"...What a mess. Workers in and out of their home. Pure invasion of space and privacy but, a welcome change.
He and wife had decided renovations could not be sidelined any longer. With the arrival of a new addition in the family, a grandchild , family and friends visiting more frequently from across the seas,their home that had seen them through growth and change and ups and downs, needed a face lift.
Trepidation was replaced with excitement and a new found energy and happiness, yes happiness, that had been missing for a while began to weave its magic between them
The planning, the buzz, the frenzy, had bought him and her closer. They found themselves conversing more frequently. On matters relating to the house, on daily happenings, chit chat...that led to a smile and now and again even a burst of laughter.
They started standing closer to each other, their fingers touching ever so slightly. And when her hand rested on his shoulder, it felt so right. It felt just how it should be.
Then came that day and he leaned in to kiss her...it was spontaneous, it felt natural.
He shocked her.
Her reaction shocked him.
"Don't. " is all she said and wiped her lips...her gaze glazing over with the same detached coldness he had experienced for so many years.
A fear found its way into his blood. It rushed through to his heart and he realised nothing had changed....it was not a relationship they had...it was simply a partnership of the best sort.

RB."


And then there are those that know to nurture the challenge of being married....it aint for the faint hearted nor romantics wearing rose tinted glasses living in lalaland...into a lifetime companionship no matter the price one pays.
Monetary or otherwise.

RB.

Sorry in advance for feeding the troll.

Yes it's sad but there is some truth to it.

I'm happily single now. Have been for more than half a decade now. I pay less money (and time) now and get WAY more attention, affection and intimacy with much less stress and angst than I ever got in any previous relationship.

Men always have to pay for sex. That's just the reality of it. Even in a loving, consensual relationship. And if we can be honest with ourselves about that we can all get what we want, be happy and live our lives.

I'm genuinely happy to have found this community. Here's to many more happy years ahead.

Yes most of us (incl punters) are prostitutes.
We lick the bosses poepholle daily and give our bodies to the company
Not to mention screwing the competition.

Wives are the most expensive sex you will ever buy,I'm a slow learner I've been through 3 of them.
You know the old saying " if it floats flys or fucks hire it it's cheaper "

Why you call yourself "UsedCondom" only the devil knows.
A reflection on your self-worth maybe?
Yes, No?

Nonetheless - if you look at matrimony from a purely physical/sexual viewpoint, you are completely right.
However - Matrimony is a lot more than that.

So - the short answer is that it's all about the platform from where you view matrimony.

@Usedcondom.... an interesting and insightful take on marriage there bro.

Love is just an illusion, its just a temporary chemical reaction that wears off with time (or in a marriage usually after a few years /months).


Originally, back in the day, Marriage was never about Love...It was a transaction between families to expand their estate. It was to produce kids to help you work your land.

Dont know when the Love Thing reared its ugly head and with the shit girls are being shoveled over the decades with RomComs and the idea of Prince charming in waiting...they truly been brainwashed...surprise, surprise why they always bitching and moaning...they bought into the illusion.

Lets me honest, once the man gets what he wants (never really satisfied) he gets into the mundane. The lady, now secure in the years of emotional time and effort she put into this relationship sets into HER rhythm .

Acceptable Husband, everyone approves of - Tick
She is off the market, no one will ask her "why she is single" - tick
House - Tick
Car - Tick
Kids - tick

Now lets see what other material rewards she can squeeze out of her prize.

......Wow.......

@kylie This is not to disrespect the ladies but an insight to what modern men feel like it is.