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Time for SHOWMANSHIP
Posted: 2026-08-26 12:35:42
Boner killers include :
Out of shape chicks
Chicks with terrible attitudes
Chicks who give sub-par service
Chicks with faces that are sub-4
Etc etc
I am not any of the above
Take all of the above and make each one the most EXTREME OPPOSITE in each case, and there you go:
JULIA WADES IN UNICORN TERRITORY PEOPLE !
I GIVE 10/10 SERVICE TO MY LEVEL BEST AS A HUMAN WITH EVERYONE I MEET.
I have an overly pleasing personality.
For you that's GOOD NEWS.
I have to keep people happy.
If I have to be around civilians in the real world, my personality is simply"I MUST PLEASE YOU" Which means I'm always broke. However - I never ever have anyone mad at me ever. Meaning I have inner peace.
The good news is , you will almost certainly receive THE BEST SERVICE from the most OBEDIENT AND SUBSERVIENT and extremely extremely extremely hot and pretty female unicorn ever up Grace the Earth.
Love,
Julia
Out of shape chicks
Chicks with terrible attitudes
Chicks who give sub-par service
Chicks with faces that are sub-4
Etc etc
I am not any of the above
Take all of the above and make each one the most EXTREME OPPOSITE in each case, and there you go:
JULIA WADES IN UNICORN TERRITORY PEOPLE !
I GIVE 10/10 SERVICE TO MY LEVEL BEST AS A HUMAN WITH EVERYONE I MEET.
I have an overly pleasing personality.
For you that's GOOD NEWS.
I have to keep people happy.
If I have to be around civilians in the real world, my personality is simply"I MUST PLEASE YOU" Which means I'm always broke. However - I never ever have anyone mad at me ever. Meaning I have inner peace.
The good news is , you will almost certainly receive THE BEST SERVICE from the most OBEDIENT AND SUBSERVIENT and extremely extremely extremely hot and pretty female unicorn ever up Grace the Earth.
Love,
Julia
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