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If you like Pina Coladas - or getting caught
Posted: 2026-02-08 11:54:44
.....with your pants down in the rain.
Then you're a fool! Pina coladas are PASS AF.
And why are your pants down in the rain? The only time being wet and having no pants actually COUNTS is in MY presence Dear Sir!
This is not a rookie game, might I add. You're dealing with a serious professional here. I expect nothing less than subtle Julia worship and a feeling of utter smugness when you leave our appointment.
I have the best body in JHB.
Let that land. All of it.
Thanks .
Love,
Julia Ward
Then you're a fool! Pina coladas are PASS AF.
And why are your pants down in the rain? The only time being wet and having no pants actually COUNTS is in MY presence Dear Sir!
This is not a rookie game, might I add. You're dealing with a serious professional here. I expect nothing less than subtle Julia worship and a feeling of utter smugness when you leave our appointment.
I have the best body in JHB.
Let that land. All of it.
Thanks .
Love,
Julia Ward
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