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You know what's coming next when...
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Posted: 2021-12-16 22:37:11

You call and make enquiries, you confirm a booking for a day or two away and then....

You get a message:

Babe please can I ask you a huge favour ...
Prean
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Posted: 2021-12-16 23:48:58

Oh yes. Know it all too well. Its where they offer to lend you some money cause they have made a but too much for the month. Or where they offer to buy u some data or a take away.
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Posted: 2021-12-17 06:13:25

"Please get me a pie, I've not eaten all day"

Fortunately Woolworths was close by.

Unfortunately, the tills had a software glitch.

I arrive half an hour late with the said pie.

"Thanks so much for the pie, take it off my fee. BUT we have to cut the session short, I've another booking in half an hour"

WTF !!!
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Posted: 2021-12-17 08:43:39

You know what's coming next:
"Gents I am still needing some funds to be able to afford the excess due on my car. Open to offers whether it be for bookings or content please contact me
Kisses
(name withheld)"

... Retainer deal to help out becomes donation... Eish
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Posted: 2021-12-17 08:51:33

On 2021-12-17 06:13:25 ilovemywoozle said:
"Please get me a pie, I've not eaten all day"

Fortunately Woolworths was close by.

Unfortunately, the tills had a software glitch.

I arrive half an hour late with the said pie.

"Thanks so much for the pie, take it off my fee. BUT we have to cut the session short, I've another booking in half an hour"

WTF !!!



This is the point where I lose it and walk out. Some other assholes time isn't more important than mine lol
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Posted: 2021-12-17 09:12:30


You know what's coming next when...

...I tell you as a WG that you are my favourite girl...

...Thats right, many more visits paid for because you're the best.

********** MY STAR *********

That's what YOU are!!!


kevman
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Posted: 2021-12-17 09:41:39

On 2021-12-17 06:13:25 ilovemywoozle said:
"Please get me a pie, I've not eaten all day"

Fortunately Woolworths was close by.

Unfortunately, the tills had a software glitch.

I arrive half an hour late with the said pie.

"Thanks so much for the pie, take it off my fee. BUT we have to cut the session short, I've another booking in half an hour"

WTF !!!



This is way too specific to be sarcastic or a joke.
Wtf
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Posted: 2021-12-17 09:43:54

On 2021-12-17 06:13:25 ilovemywoozle said:
"Please get me a pie, I've not eaten all day"

Fortunately Woolworths was close by.

Unfortunately, the tills had a software glitch.

I arrive half an hour late with the said pie.

"Thanks so much for the pie, take it off my fee. BUT we have to cut the session short, I've another booking in half an hour"

WTF !!!



Personally..... I'll give her the pie, greet politely and leave....
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Posted: 2021-12-17 09:55:39

Or..... Babe I just noticed that I am out of condoms. Please get me some. Oh and some cigarettes while you are there
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Posted: 2021-12-17 10:07:49
Edited: 2021-12-17 10:09:28

Do ladies really do that?
I swear I am just too dumb for this industry. I have never even thought to try this. I think it's a matter of how I was raised, not really a matter of good customer relations.

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