Posted: 2026-05-01 11:25:45
Like. Extremely.
For starters no one knows when it's gonna end. So maybe the apocalypse happens later today.....
The absolute least you can do for yourself, just in case, is enjoy a soothing and tranquil massage. But the whole thing only counts if it's with me.
Because im the best woman on Earth.
When/if the Planet blows up in flames later, you'll be chilling on a tree stump with a peaceful smile on your face. Everyone else will be absolutely freaking out. Because they didn't see me today. But not you. You were clever. You assessed the odds of the Apocalypse and said to yourself ,
" You know what bud? Even if the end of the world only happens when I'm 70, there's still a chance it won't and will happen today. So just in case i should see Julia because she is the best woman on earth. When everyone else goes, she goes too..... Ok, I'm going to see her immediately. It's a consolation at the very least "
You may have used a different word arrangement. But for sure someone in the world reading this right now thinks exactly like me .
I have the best body in JHB.
Lots of Love,
Julia Ward