Edited: 2022-02-10 11:06:11
Turns out I'm only 50 next year.
I never learned to count.
Mr JakeBurns is spoiling us with breakfast so as of 10am everyone else shall have opportunity to impress me.
FREE MASSAGES on offer
BUT here's the catch
In order to earn your spoil you will have to bend over and take 2 strokes by paddle from my gorgeous asistents Ms Le Roux and Anne without shedding a single tear.
NO squirming or jumping up is allowed.
It won't be so hard as to leave marks.
TIPS
GIFTS
VOUCHERS ECT APRECIATED BUT NOT REQUIRED.
I just want to have fun.
Book well in advance.
Happy thoughts
Let the countdown comence.
Edited: 2022-02-10 11:18:23
You are not alone my friend.. I blame dick!
https://www.birthday-age-calculator.com/born-in-1974-how-old-i-am-in-2022#:~:text=If%20you%20were%20born%20from,you%20are%2048%20years%20old.
Happy Birthday for the 16th Sage, wishing you many many happy returns, and many Australian kisses too.
On 2022-02-10 11:16:14 Miss Red (aka Louise) said:
You not only one that somehow between 40 and now lost the ability to count.. I been thinking I am 48 since my last bday but turns out I am 47 and only turning 48 in two weeks lol.. ;) ( hehehe only my ads had my right age, yet I never noticed as I hardly ever look at my own ads)
You are not alone my friend.. I blame dick!
https://www.birthday-age-calculator.com/born-in-1974-how-old-i-am-in-2022#:~:text=If%20you%20were%20born%20from,you%20are%2048%20years%20old.
Blame dick for everything lol
Ag you know we still are gorgeous
On 2022-02-10 11:17:37 BikerBrian said:
The 70s produced some excellent things, it appears.
Happy Birthday for the 16th Sage, wishing you many many happy returns, and many Australian kisses too.
Thank you :)
xox
On 2022-02-10 12:51:26 Loverboy_SA said:
Put me down for a pair of strokes from Ms le Roux and Anne!
THAAAAAAAANK YOU
On 2022-02-10 12:51:26 Loverboy_SA said:
Put me down for a pair of strokes from Ms le Roux and Anne!
Now that will be fun
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