So guys I'm at a friends party in November and they try hooking me up with a friend of a friend. Stunning blonde lady with a beautiful daughter. Anyway we chat and hit it off. We meet up about 5 times for lunch and then dinner in December. One thing leads to another after 2and dinner date but just as the clothes start coming off, she asks to slow down. Met up thrice since Jan and the last was past Sat night. She moves things up a notch and we at it again.

Alls going well. We start doggy, she has an amazing S. She says don't do that you hurting me, I ask do what. She says my anus and next thing out pops a mielie dead. My dick instantly went into hiding and I never even finished off. It was the most disgusting sight. I've been avoiding her since. Anything worse? My mind is damaged.

next thing out pops a mielie dead. "

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Is this a typo, please explain...or elaborate

What's a mielie dead?

So you were knowingly having anal sex? And when you pulled out some chocolate syrup with a mielie also caMe out?

Sorry guys typo. I meant a mielie seed. One of the corn off the cob. She thought I put my finger in her S but as we were banging the seed was coming out. Still gives me the creeps.

Aww come on dude. Shit happens. If she's that awesome then it's something to overlook.

I hope you told her to chew her food properly...LOL

I'm still confused though? We're y'all having anal sex? Or while you were in the front bum, a piece of corn came out the back bum?

No man...This is how I understand it...LOL

He was pomping her in the pussy...doggy style.
While he was doing this, a piece of corn fell out from her arsehole.
The lady thought it was his finger, and told him to stop...but it was the fukkin piece of mealie.

BTW...gav....Was it a yellow or white mealie?
Just checking...'cos for that to hurt her...she either got a very small arsehole or that was one big fukkin mealie seed...

Lmao is a mielie all it takes to end a friendship with benefits?