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Resfresh your mind
Posted: 2026-02-18 09:22:00
Think about every woman you've been intimate with
Deduct all the ones who score UNDER a 9
Deduct all the Money you've spent of all the women
Deduct how many actual PERFECT FANTASY, FULL SERVICE, WORSHIP LEVEL , INDUSTRY STANDARD, WORLD CLASS , PERFECT intimate encounters you've had
Deduct the hours , ney, years of drama per female
Deduct how much sanity and time you've wasted
Whatever number you have left....well if she's still around you wouldn't be here!
I AM THE BEST YOU'VE EVER HAD AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY PET PARROT ( Very noisy and irritating, and high maintenance, but very valuable if you're into birds) IF I AM NOT.
Deduct all the ones who score UNDER a 9
Deduct all the Money you've spent of all the women
Deduct how many actual PERFECT FANTASY, FULL SERVICE, WORSHIP LEVEL , INDUSTRY STANDARD, WORLD CLASS , PERFECT intimate encounters you've had
Deduct the hours , ney, years of drama per female
Deduct how much sanity and time you've wasted
Whatever number you have left....well if she's still around you wouldn't be here!
I AM THE BEST YOU'VE EVER HAD AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY PET PARROT ( Very noisy and irritating, and high maintenance, but very valuable if you're into birds) IF I AM NOT.
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