It's been a long day at the office.. you get home, kick your shoes off and stretch out on the couch..

The lights dim and soft music starts playing..

She walks in with soft see through nightie with nothing underneath, she smiles and strokes her fingertips over her hard nipples and guides your eyes down.......

As she slowly moves towards him, he looks into her eyes..... drowning in pools of passion and as she seductively licks her lips he feels a stirring.....

She takes his hands in hers and asks him to stand up and takes him to the bathtub, makes him stand near the edge and takes off his shirt......

Slowly she loosens his belt, pulls it through the loops and drops it to the ground...

He reaches for her but she stops him, pushing his hands down she unbutton's his pants and pushes down the zipper,

He passionately kissed her neck and playfully bites her ear. Her soft, smooth, silky skin glowing in the afternoon sunset...

Looking at the sunset , she puts a finger on his lips and says sssh , then looks at the sound system and says Alexa play Sade , your love is king .

...he senses her breath shortening,feels her thighs clenching in anticipation, so he slowly,deliberately draws up to her right ear from behind,causing goosebumps to appear on her delicate skin, & in a low whisper utters the words every woman in the moment wants to hear:

"Here's 20k cash,the Uber's outside,ready to take you to the spa,after 3 hours of massage,exfoliation, facial,mani,pedi & pampering,grab 2 large Vietnamese coffees with extra condensed milk from Starbucks to get your buzz on,down it & head straight to the all your best stores,shop 'til you drop,and do not come back until there's R50 left to buy me a burger on your way back to me.

P.S.just leave me the remote control,and don't phone me for 6 hours,the cricket's on,thanks.

....and just as he gets comfortable to watch the fist ball of the day,his phone beeps with a text message:
**" XXXBank. R10'000 purchase at YY Sandton City, using card Number:
4132.....*******,Balance R15'000."
** " XXXBank.R20'000 purchase at ZZZ Sandton City, using card number:
4132.....*******,Balance -R5'000.
**" XXXBank...Your account is overdrawn, please call 0800xxxxx"

While reaching for his wallet to look for THAT card...he misses the Golden Duck....even on the replay....