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Re: Quickest way to end a friendship
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Posted: 2022-02-21 11:48:27

Tell her you were not feeling well and when you became soft, you were embarrassed that you had disappointed her. This is also the reason you stayed away. Apologize and admit that you did not cum forward earlier a and for any confusion or doubt you may have caused.

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if she did not find the mielie pit, then its just about repairing her opinion of you.

if she did find the pit, she will never be sure and she might think that you are unaware of the mielie pit or you are being a gentlemen about it and will probably leave it there.

Alternatively if she is on this site then she knows it all now.

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Posted: 2022-02-21 18:04:14

On 2022-01-18 18:45:09 gavinf007 said:
Sorry guys typo. I meant a mielie seed. One of the corn off the cob. She thought I put my finger in her S but as we were banging the seed was coming out. Still gives me the creeps.



Lmao
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Posted: 2022-02-21 19:16:21

On 2022-01-19 10:17:54 Miss Barbie Doll said:
Damn you can fuck,you fucked the corn out of her hahahahaha



Whaaahahahaha!!!!! rolling on the floor laughing!!!!
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Posted: 2022-02-21 19:19:39

On 2022-01-18 17:22:59 gavinf007 said:
So guys I'm at a friends party in November and they try hooking me up with a friend of a friend. Stunning blonde lady with a beautiful daughter. Anyway we chat and hit it off. We meet up about 5 times for lunch and then dinner in December. One thing leads to another after 2and dinner date but just as the clothes start coming off, she asks to slow down. Met up thrice since Jan and the last was past Sat night. She moves things up a notch and we at it again.

Alls going well. We start doggy, she has an amazing S. She says don't do that you hurting me, I ask do what. She says my anus and next thing out pops a mielie dead. My dick instantly went into hiding and I never even finished off. It was the most disgusting sight. I've been avoiding her since. Anything worse? My mind is damaged.




Thank you for making us laugh so hard!!
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Posted: 2022-02-21 19:41:54

This is the corniest shit,and I mean that literally also,that I've ever read on ESA forum.

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Posted: 2022-02-21 21:09:52

On 2022-02-21 19:41:54 Forsyth P Jones said:
This is the corniest shit,and I mean that literally also,that I've ever read on ESA forum.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 2022-02-21 21:17:45

On 2022-02-21 21:09:52 Russian Bridgitte said:
On 2022-02-21 19:41:54 Forsyth P Jones said: This is the corniest shit,and I mean that literally also,that I've ever read on ESA forum.




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!



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Posted: 2022-02-21 21:29:12

On 2022-02-21 19:41:54 Forsyth P Jones said:
This is the corniest shit,and I mean that literally also,that I've ever read on ESA forum.



Your sense of humour, darem...

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