In general:
Being interrupted whilst I am talking...and they usually start with"sorry to interrupt...bla bla bla..."

People completing my sentences...usually adding something totally different to what I intended saying.

Dripping Taps...FFS a washer costs a few bucks!!!
Dirty /wet toilet seats...wipe the damn seat after you splash!!!

at SP's...unshaven legs...big turn off to feel stubble, and when she says...sorry I forgot to shave/wax...even after I asked in advance!

This thread got me thinking so I made a list of my top pet hates. Man its a long list but not exclusive to only these....

#feesmustfall protesters that think looting and violence is the answer.

Radio dj's that do not pronounce the letter "T" as in Twidder or three thirdy.

People who smoke in public toilets.

Poor timekeeping.

Strippers at the Grand or Lollipop that believe a blow job in a club is worth R2500. Last nights experience!

A MG that does not know how to actually "massage"

Posts on Facebook that start with "I bet you won't!"

People who have to stand up and walk when talking on a cell phone.

People who never accept responsibility but would rather blame everyone else for things that happen.

People that combine their two names to make one childs name. Frank and Bella become Bellank or Frabella

People who swear unnecessarily and in public places.

Gay people that insist on telling you they are gay - I don't walk around telling everyone I am straight.

People who blow their nose in public.

Sticker people in car windows.

Ladies who use way too much foundation and I end up with brown shit all over my junk area.

People who still have and use "fax machines".

People who have to work the fact that they completed "the Iron Man" into every conversation.

People who have to work the fact that they went to a "private school" into every conversation.

Especially hate those people that have done an Iron Man AND went to a private school.

"Private Numbers"

PeOpLe WhO tYpE LiKe ThIs.

Babies sitting on laps in cars.

Finding "Pubes" in the sink at a hotel.

People who smoke right outside the door of a building, getting smoke all over everybody who enters/leaves.

Those salespeople in shopping centers that try and sell me some shit from the Arabian Sea that will make my skin as soft as a camels arse.

When I order a steak as "Rare" and get "Medium Well"


I am really not a grumpy guy I just don't like a lot of shit....

Car mechanics who don't know their trade, usually at dealerships. They will replace almost everything in the car and expect you to pay for everything while the problem was the cheapest component of the replaced lot

1) People making a comment every 3 seconds in a movie, or asking "what just happened?" Open you fucking eyes!

2) Turning on the news and seeing... #feesmustfall....

3) People saying "hashtag" this or "hashtag" that... You are truly irritating.

4) That doos in front of you on the flight from JHB to DBN that just HAVE to put his seat down for a nap

5) Not flushing a toilet. This makes me go apeshit.

6) The blank look on people's faces when their phones die in public. Hello zombie apocalypse.....

7) Those idiots that just have to stand against you for body heat in the queue in PnP

8) I am with Muj with all these kak hairstyles. I mean really?

9) Greenpeace or WWF supporters in malls... I am an animal and nature lover but ffs....

10) All these religious "share me and be blessed" and "one like= $1" posts on FB. It seems that people are getting more stupid by the day for believing it to be true...

11) People who just met you that just goes on and on about how kak their lives are... I mean, if it really is that kak, put in an effort to change it...

12) and of course people digging in their noses....

MGs who think they're better ,(not ALL MGs) cos they only do massage and not FH. Would you show your mom your ESA ad? Ja, bet SHE wouldn't think you're any different to anybody else on this site.

On 2016-10-28 15:36:50 roshta said:
Car mechanics who don't know their trade, usually at dealerships. They will replace almost everything in the car and expect you to pay for everything while the problem was the cheapest component of the replaced lot

Lol, a subject matter on its own Roshta. I also don't understand this logic by these supposed experts.

@Bbw Nadia, I totally agree. We are all equal here, nobody is better than the next, we all advertise on an adult website and even if a lady only does pelvic with her toes, she is still prostituting herself and is definitely no better than a lady who does fh.

Another one of my pet hates, is when I get an sms or email that starts with "hey". Like for instance: "Hey whats your price?".
I get this not only from clients in this business, but also in my other businesses. To me it is extremely rude and I have actually stopped replying to any email or sms that is written like that - If people do not have manners, I do not want to do business with them.

When sales people underestimate what I can afford to buy based on what I look like. Recently I wanted to buy a small lorry.Every dealership looked me up and down.....pls note I went in tracksuit and Tommy tekkies....did this on purpose. Hulle vat my laag. But I reckon thats fine cos they showed their true colours. Needless to say I didn't find what I wanted at a dealer. BUT I heard my landlord had an H100 to sell. So i asked the price and offered 20k less ( which he accepted without hesitation) and by that afternoon the money was transferred and Hansie was delivered the next day.
Now the car salesmen could've sold me any piece of crap if they'd had the right attitude. But they thought anybody who comes walking down the road, in old grey tracksuit and Tommy's cannot possibly seriously buy a vehicle. Don't piss me off by underestimating me. P.s. They missed out on a cash sale.

This might be small and a lil idiotic but what riles me up is when someone uses like the tomato sauce bottle and forgets to clean the top before putting the lid on! OMG just thinking about it gives me grillies hahahaha