Name: Lanira
City: Cape Town
Area: Cape Town/CBD
Last Visit: June 2025
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This is not my first review of Lanira, and certainly not my last. Especially since it would seem that her visits to Cape Town are becoming more and more frequent. Which suits me just fine.
In my earlier reviews I’ve been pretty graphic about the experience of a no pants dance with her, and I’m happy to report that she still ticks all the boxes. She’s amazing at what she does and never disappoints.
Truth be told, I struggle to keep up sometimes. Insatiable, fun, great times and a guaranteed smile.
In light of that, I proceeded to secure an all-nighter when she recently visited. And on the visit after that and - in an unsurprising twist - last night too.
For me, this is the best way to experience everything about her, because she’s just such a cool person to hang out with and paint the town red. All three times we ended up in strip clubs… on her insistence, I swear. Not that I needed any convincing.
What an absolute party! Firstly, the exhibitionist in her really is something to behold. She simply cannot stop herself from taking her tits out at every possible opportunity. Everyone gets an eyeful. Secondly, she’s a massive tease out in public. As in “instead of ogling the strippers in the place, the guys at the next table are watching her every move as she tries to get her hands down your pants” tease. And thirdly, she’s just a fantastic wingman, with the added bonus that you’re definitely getting your dick wet later.
She’s funny, fun and fabulous. Fuck, she even chose the strippers, paid for my lap dances AND basically organised them each respectively as a third every night. So while I’m having tits and ass all up in my face, Lanira’s next to me, saying things like “I’ll show her how to suck your cock”.
Unfortunately, I’m yet to pull the trigger on a soirées like that, because of the implications for my bank account. My name’s sadly not Patrice Motsepe… So I’ll save up for next time. Or for my birthday.
But it’s when we go back to her place that the fireworks happen. When we channel all the energy that built up partying, flirting and having fun into the freakiest fuckery.
Just the best time. Just the most fun. Just fucken great. Until the next one!
* I don’t rate face and body. Because subjectivity.
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Ratings:
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? No
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