One of my pet hates, people talking while they have food in their mouths.

My pets hates its picking nose and ear while I am eating pulling snots or spitting sies manners chewgum making noise please close your mouth whn u chewing

Baby boomers who cc every Tom, Dick & Harry in an email putting you on blast only for them to realise later on that it was them at fault.

Scrutinizing the money I hand to them, putting each note under that UV-light, and then giving me change which is NOT checked at all.... so I invariably do, saying something like "Hey, not so quick! Let me check MY money, you mind?" and then I put the notes through the same rigmarole.
To date nobody has appreciated this, a bit funny....

Supermarket trolleys with a wonky wheel that makes it veer off on its own.
KILL IT

people who think "vaping" is cool and does it everywhere.
We had a guy in the movies doing it last week.

On 2016-10-28 08:56:11 eye see you said:
people who think "vaping" is cool and does it everywhere.
We had a guy in the movies doing it last week.

*insert row of thumbs up emiticons here* !!

I agree men who vape, newsflash, you dont look cool. You look like grade A douchebags.

Not realy a pet hate, maybe its becoz Im now over 40 and maybe I dont understand the below 30's culture:

I was at a venue not long ago and at the bar are this young charou bras. Now I know many of us charous love our hair and having hair gel in your bathroom is as important as having a instinja bottle.
But these maadhirs I saw at the venue had weird hair cuts. Long combover one side and cut no 1 on the other side and some pattern in the back.

I want to know from these maadhirs, did you's go to the barber and be like: "Uncle barber, here's my kop. You may go ahead and take my kop vir 'n poes".

On 2016-10-28 09:07:58 Mujahid001 said:


I want to know from these maadhirs, did you's go to the barber and be like: "Uncle barber, here's my kop. You may go ahead and take my kop vir 'n poes".

Bwahahahaha Ok, that made my day - funny shit like this is good for Friday morale...

When people phone me at odd hours of the day and after we have exchanged greetings they say " so what's new ? " or better still " so what can you tell me ? " errrr, you phoned me, if I had something to say, I'd phone you.