On 2016-08-06 20:57:07 Massage By Yvonne said:
@Sugar, it's most wondrous to alloweth this wend. Thee has't madeth a valid point with thy thread.
Wend has't a warmeth bath and doth has't a restful evening.
Keepeth well. Stayeth safe.
Most wondrous regards at each moment.
Yvonne.

Mistress Yvonne, your attempt at Medieval English is completely incorrect.

The "th" is usually conjugated at the end of an adverb, never an adjective.
Spenser would be totally flummoxed.

My version of rendering it into 15th century English:

"'Tis most wondrous that thou alloweth this wend. Thou maketh a valid point with thy thread.
'Tis most meet that thou hath a warm bath and a restful night, for both doth conduce to thy health.
God keepeth thee well and safe.
Most wondrous regards at each moment."

I begeth to diff'r, Ben Layden. This is a ton'd down v'rsion of shakespearen english not medieval english and mineth is slightly exagg'rat'd f'r comic effect and shouldst not beest taken s'riously. From h're on, I bid thee goodnight.

Mr shy. I agree with what sugar is saying too. Merely trying to point out that Massage Stephen does too...... and that it SHOULD be a given

Ok..
I Re-read Stephen massage statement. Again and again
So I will swallow my pride dunk my head in the sand..
I get it.. Now
Yoh..Maar al d engels.. Foook...
N lekke Sterk Koppie koffie nodig ek nou
...
Xoxo
Sugar

On 2016-08-06 21:28:28 Massage By Yvonne said:
I begeth to diff'r, Ben Layden. This is a ton'd down v'rsion of shakespearen english not medieval english and mineth is slightly exagg'rat'd f'r comic effect and shouldst not beest taken s'riously. From h're on, I bid thee goodnight.

Only the unlettered will be fooled.

With a stretch and a yawn I shall now betake myself to my bed.
I shall rise bedtimes on the morrow to take some exercise with a 10km jog.

@Ben, then alloweth those folk beest fool'd. Mine own post wast nev'r did address to thee to beginneth with.

@Sugar, a stout cuppeth of coffee is very much did need. English language is oft not the easiest language to master.

Hey sugar no need to be embarassed. You had me going there for a while. That's why I reassured myself with google.

On 2016-08-06 16:11:46 oraljim said:
On 2016-08-06 16:08:44 Tizz said: Is it really necessary getting your BP high in engaging in an argument with a woman?


My friends call me The Bulldog. I used to think it was because I am incapable of letting an argument go. Turns out, they just think I am that ugly :)

What?? :-0
You have friends??
:)

Just jokes.
Seriously dude, do you have to debate EVERYTHING?

Interesting topic gives one lots to think about when visiting wg and how she should be treated respectfully. Also about interpreting a review. Thanks for sharing and hope the forum continues dishing out such interesting topics.

Hi Sugar... thanks for this topic...
Yes you right my girl... we do get clients that treats us like s### because they pay for our time.
And YES we dont mention there names or say anything when you get hurt... you dont want the next client to know...(thats business)
It has happened to me aswell...
some men just dont listern! And even if I say no I dont do THAT...or please a little softer, they will still tri and test you ...
Now i came to the conclusion that clients hearing blocks out completly when they stiff....(lol) dowe vol sindroom) clients dont always think with
there heads but there dicks ;-)
Now on the other hand there is ladies that offers this service... rather do you homework and see Who is into this kind of treatments...
I like to play, I like a GFE and if I trust you ill experiment more every time we book a session.

Now gentleman fruit for thought
God blessed us with one body... this body can only take so much pain...
Everything sounds kinky... doing things we never done, crossing the boundaries(sometimes not even humanly thinkable) but its something you want to test and F### the rest...
(its like a rapest trying to test you wifes/daughters ability to see how bad he could fuck her, pushing stuff inside of her, stretching and biting, and
hitting her, pulling her hair,exc)(perhaps a bad example sorry)

One day when all is done and we leave this industry...what do you think is going to be left of that body?
Will it be normal for us just going to a toilet and do what NORMAL people
do? We wear the scars of our past....it will reflect on our bodies when we
get older...What we put it... is what we get out of life.

RB Thanks for your input in this matter... you do understand what life is about.
Big hugz.