On 2016-10-15 16:22:41 lithium3 said:
There is a list? Please send to me also. Thanks!
LOL, you think those who's paid DEARLY for this will send it to you for FREE???
Think again!
PM Mujahid for it and he will take the cash from you - that is if your holdup will work and you'll not get arrested.
Muj will PM Qcumber for info on you, and depending on his verdict you'll be allowed to buy one.... so it might be a good idea to find out what Q thinks of you beforehand! Note that he is the form polisieman hier plus he remembers EVERYTHING, so if you've misbehaved forget it!
Assuming (a dangerous word to use in this mentioned company, but I feel lucky today!) your purchase is successful Porra will take over: he'll plea on this knee (he'll nver go down on two!) with his peeler to deliver your list, however this peeler will want a few favours from Porra, like some oil, a fresh chiorizou and the like.
Once this haggling and frantic settling of the demands has concluded (the jury is still out whether the oil is used in combination with the chiorizou but this aside!) you will get your list delivered for the world to know: a smoke-balking lorrie will tear up the pavement in front of your house, it will idle hence leak a puddle of oil htere whilst the list (a CD, we're not onnosel or backward!) is rammed into your postal box. If you own a Boerboel then better lock it up if you like it enough to want to keep it, this is a bit of a violent bunch doing the deliveries.
If the lorrie keeps idling it also will leave again, and if not expect knife-fights right on your pavement between competing tow-in service men (all Portuguese, bit weird) all arriving with loud howling engines within a split-second from each other, fighting over the right to tow the skerminkel.
If you now think this is an odd way of getting rich for all of us - it IS, make no mistakes, but because suckers are born daily we live very comfortable!
So go on, send your PM ;-)