oh no, she is not intimidating.
A kind lovely soul. Miss her to bits. That smile, those soft eyes.
love the cuddle after the naughty stuff. Would take her home and make her mine if i could.

You can tick off an extra box with this one....that's if you have chick body builder fantasies

Name: Alana

City: Cape Town

Area: Tyger Valley

Last Visit: May 2026

Full Profile: [View Alana's Full Profile]

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Most fun I've had probably most fun I'll ever have. She is worth the trip. She does a great job in making you feel welcomed.


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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Name: Alana

City: Cape Town

Area: Tyger Valley

Last Visit: April 2025

Full Profile: [View Alana's Full Profile]

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She is a stunner, but she is coloured though, I have seen her a few times and she is very pleasant.
She gives great service, she is extremely in shape, I little too much for me!
I would see her again.


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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 4/5
Venue Cleanliness: 4/5
Personal Cleanliness: 4/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Pity about the coloured part though am I right? Almost a perfect stunner, now she's not. Damnit, whhhhhyyyyy did she have to be coloured? They're not normally stunners? How sure are you?

Jeez..... you prejudiced guys!

On 2026-06-03 20:29:45 Mama June said:
Pity about the coloured part though am I right? Almost a perfect stunner, now she's not. Damnit, whhhhhyyyyy did she have to be coloured? They're not normally stunners? How sure are you?

Firstly, you'd be wrong. So what if she's coloured?

Bro, I've seen the troglodytes you've banged, you're in no position to pass judgement. You also like talking trash on other people's reviews.

And just for that, I'll be booking with her real soon.

Name: Alana

City: Cape Town

Area: Tyger Valley

Last Visit: May 2026

Full Profile: [View Alana's Full Profile]

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So I have seen Alana a number of times over the last 5 years, originally in Vredekloof/Brackenfell and now in Tygervalley area. Her body has morphed over the years from gym babe to now very lean body builder. I did prefer her previous build when she still had boobs but if you have any fantasies of doing a female body builder you have to give her a try.

She is a real professional and you will leave with a huge smile on your face and your sack empty. Her oral is amazing and she happily takes cim shots. I have also never been there where she wasn't in the mood to also have you either use a toy on her or want you to play with the kitten while she sucks. Doggy style while looking at the tightest arse potentially in the southern hemisphere is a true sight to behold. I usually get her to be on top as that seems to get her going and over the edge quite quickly.

I will definitely be back....


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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 4/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Name: Alana

City: Cape Town

Area: Tyger Valley

Last Visit: June 2026

Full Profile: [View Alana's Full Profile]

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My first booking with Alana and definitely won’t be the last.

She’s easy going and fun to be with, so the time really flies by. (But I’m pretty shit with time keeping anyway so I had to ask her to keep an eye)

Great oral skills. I’d rate that in my top 3 for the year so far.

If you’re into fit bodies, she really takes good care of herself. And if you’re into good solid BJ’s she should definitely be on your to-do list.



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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 4/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Name: Alana

City: Cape Town

Area: Tyger Valley

Last Visit: July 2026

Full Profile: [View Alana's Full Profile]

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--- THIS IS A ROOKIE REVIEW ^* ----
I viewed Alana's profile several times and read the many comments till I made a spur of the moment booking enquiry on a Friday night just because I just had to know for my myself and yes the secret is out! She is a gem. Amazing phone manner, to the point messages, quick replies, easy to follow instructions.
I already expected I was going to like her before I met her and she still managed to exceed my expectations. She is an absolute stunner and her body looks even more insane in person, intimidating yet she is still such a seductress no doubt.

I arrived 10 minutes early at the Private venue off the side of the road, and met her outside in gym clothes where she greeted me with a big smile and welcomed me into her venue. Immaculately clean , spacious and with bed and massage table and heater keeping us cozy . She set some music playing on Youtube and I instantly felt the hospitality. She stepped into the bathroom to slip on some lingerie and offered me to sit on the bed and get more comfortable.

We broke the ice with nuanced conversation on how much she's into fitness a topic I'm quite obsessed with and she did not disappoint, she's here to serve,I felt awkward having her ready to serve my any whim and keeping the conversation going and going, to the point that she insisted we get on with the act, but I was in no rush and trying to figure her out. We gradually broke the touch barrier little by little as I was saw she responds so well to commands and instructions, she enthusiastically got to OWO and in that moment was the highlight already extending my time just to take it all in.
Her skills are exceptional, real intuition for technique, disciplined , repeated process. A Tenga suction cup can't beat her skills.

Her motivation , work ethic really sets her ahead and this was just an introduction. She's special for sure and to be appreciated.


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Ratings:

Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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