This one I got all the reviews I needed from reliable punters that its just not worth it. If you go, just know you're definitely paying school fees.

Name: Aqua

City: Johannesburg

Area: Sandton/Morningside

Last Visit: September 2025

Full Profile: [View Aqua's Full Profile]

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I booked this lady expecting a nice experience, but it was disappointing. She took forever to answer her phone when i was at the gate, and when she did answer not even an apology like she is doing me a favor. She seemed disinterested the whole time. Booked for 1 hour got out at 10 minutes. Did not even cum. That is the problem with this new generation they think that they are doing us a favor I wouldn’t recommend and won’t be booking again.



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Ratings:

Face: 1/5
Body: 1/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 1/5
Venue Cleanliness: 1/5
Personal Cleanliness: 1/5
Privacy: 2/5
Service: 2/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? No

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This is weird, because when I was in capetown I only took about 3 new clients and the rest were my regulars, now it seems like y'all always have something to say online but you're still not man enough talk about it while you're still around,funny enough I always ask my clients what they desire for the session.

On 2025-08-15 17:09:16 buck4000 said:
Liam on a mission. Hoe after Hoe

But you also signed up on esa for hoes,and why are you beefing over a girl's good review,you're bitter,go cleanse your heart.

Name: Aqua

City: Johannesburg

Area: Sandton/Morningside

Last Visit: July 2024

Full Profile: [View Aqua's Full Profile]

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I'm leaving the game soon and felt it necessary to review her even though I haven't seen her in ages.

B***, better know as Aqua is honestly a really bubbly personality, very talkative and has an amazing smile, a bombshell of a body and a great feeling kuntata. The first Link was way better than the second link.

First link was passionate, sensual and vulnerable, she looked me in the eyes and I kissed her with everything in me and she kissed me back but in a 'I don't usually do this and don't want to do this but can't help it' kind of way, it low key made me like her, and it was difficult to accept because I knew if I took her seriously it wouldn't work out.

The second session was quick, transactional and she rushed me coz she was going to cape town. She did that thing where she just pulls you in quicker and quicker so you nut fast.

The reason I haven't returned is because she's lazy in bed, and hadn't given me a great enough time to leave me smitten. For her it's more about control than enjoyment.

Genuinely hope she comes right, heals and finds a deep happiness. She has a friend who (last time I checked) she adores and hope that friendship is still strong because she needs a love of some kind to keep her regulated. She didn't look to please men at the time, and I can understand why and don't blame her for it. Not sure if she's changed now and actively tries to enjoy her time because she can if she grows past her traumas but that's easier said than done.

At the end of the day I'm rooting for her from a distance, what can I say I'm human after all, and so is she. Might spin the block one last time but highly doubt it. I have a good set of regulars now who rock my world and treat me well. With her it feels risky as beautiful as bubbly as she is.


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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 3/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)

On 2026-03-17 13:46:16 Gh0stb0n3z said:
Name: Aqua

City: Johannesburg

Area: Sandton/Morningside

Last Visit: July 2024

Full Profile: [View Aqua's Full Profile]

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I'm leaving the game soon and felt it necessary to review her even though I haven't seen her in ages.

B***, better know as Aqua is honestly a really bubbly personality, very talkative and has an amazing smile, a bombshell of a body and a great feeling kuntata. The first Link was way better than the second link.

First link was passionate, sensual and vulnerable, she looked me in the eyes and I kissed her with everything in me and she kissed me back but in a 'I don't usually do this and don't want to do this but can't help it' kind of way, it low key made me like her, and it was difficult to accept because I knew if I took her seriously it wouldn't work out.

The second session was quick, transactional and she rushed me coz she was going to cape town. She did that thing where she just pulls you in quicker and quicker so you nut fast.

The reason I haven't returned is because she's lazy in bed, and hadn't given me a great enough time to leave me smitten. For her it's more about control than enjoyment.

Genuinely hope she comes right, heals and finds a deep happiness. She has a friend who (last time I checked) she adores and hope that friendship is still strong because she needs a love of some kind to keep her regulated. She didn't look to please men at the time, and I can understand why and don't blame her for it. Not sure if she's changed now and actively tries to enjoy her time because she can if she grows past her traumas but that's easier said than done.

At the end of the day I'm rooting for her from a distance, what can I say I'm human after all, and so is she. Might spin the block one last time but highly doubt it. I have a good set of regulars now who rock my world and treat me well. With her it feels risky as beautiful as bubbly as she is.


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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 3/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)

Bro, what is this review?

How do u review a girl in 2026 that u saw in 2024.

So you just came to do a dumbass review thinking you so clever. Assuming the worse. People change. Clearly not all people. Meaning you. Why bring up shit from the past. Maybe she rejected ur ass. And it hurt your ego. Shame!!

On 2026-03-25 01:38:13 Pumpkineater said:
How do u review a girl in 2026 that u saw in 2024.

So you just came to do a dumbass review thinking you so clever. Assuming the worse. People change. Clearly not all people. Meaning you. Why bring up shit from the past. Maybe she rejected ur ass. And it hurt your ego. Shame!!

I think because she has so many of terrible reviews, he tried to give her a decent one and explain that she provides bad service because she has past traumas and needs healing.

Also, maybe her ad was off whenever he wanted to review before so he didn't have the chance to put his review in until she reactivated now. Lots of the bad service providers so that after giving bad service. Switch off the ad so punter can't review hoping he forgets. Some rotate profiles.

JP69

On 2026-03-23 13:16:07 Kruip said:
On 2026-03-17 13:46:16 Gh0stb0n3z said: Name: Aqua

City: Johannesburg

Area: Sandton/Morningside

Last Visit: July 2024

Full Profile: [View Aqua's Full Profile]



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I'm leaving the game soon and felt it necessary to review her even though I haven't seen her in ages.

B***, better know as Aqua is honestly a really bubbly personality, very talkative and has an amazing smile, a bombshell of a body and a great feeling kuntata. The first Link was way better than the second link.

First link was passionate, sensual and vulnerable, she looked me in the eyes and I kissed her with everything in me and she kissed me back but in a 'I don't usually do this and don't want to do this but can't help it' kind of way, it low key made me like her, and it was difficult to accept because I knew if I took her seriously it wouldn't work out.

The second session was quick, transactional and she rushed me coz she was going to cape town. She did that thing where she just pulls you in quicker and quicker so you nut fast.

The reason I haven't returned is because she's lazy in bed, and hadn't given me a great enough time to leave me smitten. For her it's more about control than enjoyment.

Genuinely hope she comes right, heals and finds a deep happiness. She has a friend who (last time I checked) she adores and hope that friendship is still strong because she needs a love of some kind to keep her regulated. She didn't look to please men at the time, and I can understand why and don't blame her for it. Not sure if she's changed now and actively tries to enjoy her time because she can if she grows past her traumas but that's easier said than done.

At the end of the day I'm rooting for her from a distance, what can I say I'm human after all, and so is she. Might spin the block one last time but highly doubt it. I have a good set of regulars now who rock my world and treat me well. With her it feels risky as beautiful as bubbly as she is.


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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 3/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)


Bro, what is this review?

Haha this killed me.

I've been with this girl MANY times...I've never had a bad experience, even when she was stressed with school, had just checked in a few minutes before, was coming back from running errands. The service has always been impeccable. I mean granted she is very young and that comes with it's own dynamics but if you understand women and know how to navigate them you will always be treated well. Yes we are paying gents but even at a restaurant a waiter will bend over backwards for one table and do the bare minimum for another and there is a reason for that.