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gavinf007 - Re: Quickest way to end a friendship
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Posted: 2022-01-19 17:08:47

Look I dont think all woman and men can stretch their S holes wide enough for an entire mielie lol. I think what happened here was the tip of the pip must have caused discomfort and thus she thought I was poking with my finger...now that that's side and done. I just need to get my head around telling her the truth or lie and try to move on???
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Posted: 2022-01-19 17:16:06

Gavin, you obviously fancy the lass. Just tell her you have an allergy to corn and take it from there
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Posted: 2022-01-19 20:36:01

On 2022-01-19 17:08:47 gavinf007 said:
Look I dont think all woman and men can stretch their S holes wide enough for an entire mielie lol....



Wanna bet?
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Posted: 2022-01-19 20:40:31

Ok SS I rest my case lokl.
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Posted: 2022-01-19 21:05:50

Would be interested to know if the Mielie had some aromat seasoning
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Posted: 2022-01-19 21:27:31

On 2022-01-18 23:35:12 semensquirter said:
No man...This is how I understand it...LOL

He was pomping her in the pussy...doggy style.
While he was doing this, a piece of corn fell out from her arsehole.
The lady thought it was his finger, and told him to stop...but it was the fukkin piece of mealie.

BTW...gav....Was it a yellow or white mealie?
Just checking...'cos for that to hurt her...she either got a very small arsehole or that was one big fukkin mealie seed...



Hahahahahahaha
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Posted: 2022-01-19 21:29:32

On 2022-01-19 08:06:30 gavinf007 said:
Look guys I've seen many dead people in different circumstances but this was just a bit much at that specific moment. While I'm pumping away and feel I'm moments away from that last bend. Her pussy soaking wet and her S hole starts opening and closing as if she wants to shyt and out pops the corn. Hell no. That's a sick fetish. It's all good to say how immature I might be but when your eyes are looking in the opposite direction, and you on your knees you never witnessed what I did. Maybe I'll recover but not anytime soon.



Aah man hilarious.
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Posted: 2022-01-19 21:33:38

On 2022-01-19 17:16:06 Johnny English said:
Gavin, you obviously fancy the lass. Just tell her you have an allergy to corn and take it from there



Fuck me hahaha
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Posted: 2022-01-19 21:34:35

On 2022-01-19 20:40:31 gavinf007 said:
Ok SS I rest my case lokl.



LMFAO...WHY?...you corn-ered...hehehehe
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Posted: 2022-01-19 21:35:41

What a thread. Gav tell her the truth. Give it another go if you can. If you can't no harm no foul but you need to tell her. She'll be second guessing everything right now. Put the poor woman at rest by telling her the truth.

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