On 2025-03-27 18:55:53 Nickey Blue said:
Fantastic thread!!

Thank you, please add your ridiculous experiences, as and when they happen. Hahaha!

On 2024-10-11 11:59:26 Courtney With Curves said:
On 2024-10-08 20:44:00 Kourtney B said:

Omw you gorgeous woman!
Love this and so on par, the sarcasm is tops hahaha. So, what are you wearing ;P

Good to see you back on the forum hun xxx

Thanks so much hun, it's good to be back.
Sarcasm is the only way I can cope with these things lol I don't tell jokes but I am fluent in sarcasm.

Here is one of the weirdest lines I've ever gotten, happened recently, I honestly don't even have words:
"Are you white, coloured or Nigerian??"

Blew my mind.
Lol

Xxx

This is piss funny, especially with your gorgeous snow white skin and beautiful big green eyes. So... Are you Nigerian lol.

Or they will ask

Hi what time do you close or till what time are you open.

Yeah dude like im a 7/11

This thread had me in tears laughing!!

So here is another. Sending me a whatsapp and asking me what I do for a living .... My reply where did you get my number as its only on this purple site as we speak. His reply on a Facebook ad... ummm no you did not.

Or the once pretending like they messaged the wrong number! Come on!! I might be blonde but I can promise you I am not dumb.

This type of service is based on as far as possible raw honesty about intend for an appointment. If you lie to me from the get go I will not book you.

Just saying really...

UNKNOWN NUMBER AKA PRIVATE NUMBER

Gentlemen please understand why we do not entertain this...

It's either a paranoid punter, someone's other half, or a time waster.

If you want me to trust you with MY BODY AND SOUL, why may I not equally feel safe with a number?

A little courtesy goes a long way! Great post Kourtney B xx

On 2025-04-30 08:28:56 ziggyjoon said:
A little courtesy goes a long way! Great post Kourtney B xx

Thank you Ziggy xxx

Jasimo

...and those who have manners make session enjoyable, easy and fun.

Xo
Viv

On 2025-04-02 22:10:41 Kourtney B said:
On 2025-03-27 18:55:53 Nickey Blue said: Fantastic thread!!

Thank you, please add your ridiculous experiences, as and when they happen. Hahaha!

alot has allready been mentioned hehe

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