Samsung secret folder was found. Luckily I delete chats after a punt so there was no actual proof that I had gone to see any of these women who are in my whatsapp contact list. However, videos and pics I had purchased were found on the folder. After a week of silent treatment and being forced to delete the secret folder, all was well again. The most peaceful and quiet week of my married life...you gotta love silent treatments lol

On 2023-11-20 09:47:11 Almond399 said:
Samsung secret folder was found. Luckily I delete chats after a punt so there was no actual proof that I had gone to see any of these women who are in my whatsapp contact list. However, videos and pics I had purchased were found on the folder. After a week of silent treatment and being forced to delete the secret folder, all was well again. The most peaceful and quiet week of my married life...you gotta love silent treatments lol

"For the months she won't talk to you. And worse, when she will" lol
Big fan myself

Punting phone found.

Had to confess and still get questioned and occasional checks

I envy Single men. You guys don't have to hide anything from anyone. You have fun with no accountability to your wife/gf.

On 2023-11-19 18:16:38 tex said:
Got home with my shirt inside out, was very difficult to explain

Came home one day, and my vest was inside out. Explained that the seams irritated my skin so had to go to office bathroom and turn it inside out. Been wearing it that way since!

Had a few close encounters. But the scariest one that comes to mind was the one time where I was a little early for a booking and decided to stop at a shopping center close by. As I was parked there, my sister in law pulled up dangerously close. Luckily she didn't notice or see me! But let me tell you my heart was racing like it was the end of the world. The adrenaline contributed to a pretty good session, so all-in-all not that bad lol

On 2023-11-20 22:19:11 rhee69 said:
On 2023-11-19 18:16:38 tex said: Got home with my shirt inside out, was very difficult to explain

Came home one day, and my vest was inside out. Explained that the seams irritated my skin so had to go to office bathroom and turn it inside out. Been wearing it that way since!

OMG! Lifetime memory and habit for that one punt.

N4P

On 2023-11-20 22:19:11 rhee69 said:
On 2023-11-19 18:16:38 tex said: Got home with my shirt inside out, was very difficult to explain

Came home one day, and my vest was inside out. Explained that the seams irritated my skin so had to go to office bathroom and turn it inside out. Been wearing it that way since!

Hahahaha classic!

This was around 2010 or so. One evening I went out with a lady friend who is also good friends with the missus. I ended up drunk and she suggested I should rather stay over. Nothing sexual would have happened with her and that wasn't on my mind anyway. But I was fucking horny due to lack of sex on the home front. So I said I'd be ok to drive home, meaning I went to a well known establishment at the bottom of Nugget hill first. I was getting it on and then the phone rang incessantly. I couldn't ignore it and it was my wife wondering where I was. Turned out my lady friend phoned her being concerned about me and I hadn't returned home yet. I couldn't deny this one.
To top it off I got stopped by the cops on the way home. Luckily I can act very straight and polite when drunk, so I was let go after they checked my licence. Had they checked my alcohol level as well, I'm sure I would have been in even more kak.

I visited a WG who had red hair. I did not notice that a lot of the red hair stuck on my clothes and shoes. Got home and slept. Woke up in the morning and luckily noticed it. I did a clean up