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Posted: 2026-01-20 09:22:24

Thank you Yvonne

Maybe ESA can step in where i might be wrong but in this case Sir Hefner has it completely wrong. ESA is not a sex site. Yes adults are visiting the site and yes there are pictures of naked ladies to look at. But its purely for advertising purposes. Porn sites are classifies as sex sites. Esa clearly says "WE DO NOT PROMOTE PROSTITUTION" This is not a site for prostitution and this has been mentioned before that there are a differance between ESCORTS and PROSTITUTES. South african men just havent been able to distinguish between the two. Going into to much detail makes esa look like a sex site and also sleazy.

"What Minime said
Maybe Im missing something, but reading how are guy fucked a girl for 2 hours straight and then blow his load of thick cum over her face with his 20.578cm erect cock is not going to make me want to book a girl"
What he said is true.

The review is there to give feedback on the punters experience. Why do you need to go into so much detail. Are we not gentleman with a bit more class.
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Posted: 2026-01-20 11:12:41

@Pumpkineater, lol semantics mate, you know what I meant. Substance over form.
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Posted: 2026-01-20 11:23:22
Edited: 2026-01-20 11:24:06

FFS people. This is a prozzie site. You find what you are looking for by looking at the pictures and reading the reviews. To even try and put the profession of prostitution on a pedestal is futile. Guys come here to fuck, not make love. Personally I want the details. I want to know if the prostitute sucks cock and how good it is etc. If I want mystery (zero details) then I would not be reading the reviews and I would rather read a novel by a professional writer or watch a movie. It is what it is so don't try and sugar coat it or polish this turd etc. etc.
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Posted: 2026-01-20 11:46:24

On 2026-01-20 00:34:27 Yvonne said:
On 2026-01-19 15:18:18 Sir Shadow Hefner said: Personally, as Rob mentioned above, I would try to tread the fine line between vulgarity and detail.

However, I do echo Bongz's frustration with those "I won't go into detail" reviews. My take is that this is a sex site populated with adults. So when reading a review, I want to know about the actual sex; from blow job to actual positions and rounds.

@Sage, love you long time my lady, but I want to disagree on this one. The reviews are not for the ladies, but for us punters. So describing how well she can take a pounding is par for the course in my mind.

Think of reviews as locker room talk amongst the boys.


What he said.....



It's for both in my opinion.
Constructive criticism when taken to heart betters the quality of service we give :)

Looooove you too whomever you are:)
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Posted: 2026-01-20 15:47:58

And on this note, I just wanna take a cheeky jab at the MG reviewers with their classic "...and the sensual was mind-blowing..."

What's the sensual? Did you put your penis in her vagina or not? Lol.
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Posted: 2026-01-20 16:07:21

[QUOTE;5885367;Bonganelovejoy] "I won't go into much detail" or "a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell"... [QUOTE]

Its really not that deep - even if its 20.whatever cm

He was told not to go into any detail and men are literal creatures...he is just doing as he was told cos maybe he was not meant to be there in the first place i.e. A ROAR lady and a non white or vice versa...who knows?

Its his review...let him write whatever he wants. His fingers...his choice
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Posted: 2026-01-20 16:29:18

I say let everyone write whatever they want. Besides, nobody will be able to stop them writing what they want so let it be. If they want to describe how nice it was to play stick the olive with a toothpick in the martini glass, referring to their cocks and the various dripping wet poeste that were slithering around on a serving tray then so be it. If they want to be a bit more reserved, then so be it. If vulgar language offends anyone here then I say please submit your certificate of hypocritical achievement whereby you were awarded the mantle of innocence from mother Theresa for being a good Christian with solid values together with the license you received indicating you now have the authority to judge others.

On 2026-01-20 16:07:21 ADickDid69 said:
[QUOTE;5885367;Bonganelovejoy] "I won't go into much detail" or "a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell"... [QUOTE]

Its really not that deep - even if its 20.whatever cm

He was told not to go into any detail and men are literal creatures...he is just doing as he was told cos maybe he was not meant to be there in the first place i.e. A ROAR lady and a non white or vice versa...who knows?

Its his review...let him write whatever he wants. His fingers...his choice

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Posted: 2026-01-20 16:33:40

Lol I knew those punters who are gonna catch feelings were gonna come sooner or later.
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Posted: 2026-01-20 18:32:39

On 2026-01-20 15:47:58 Sir Shadow Hefner said:
And on this note, I just wanna take a cheeky jab at the MG reviewers with their classic "...and the sensual was mind-blowing..."

What's the sensual? Did you put your penis in her vagina or not? Lol.



OP is actually at fault for this lol. The irony.
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Posted: 2026-01-20 18:34:11

@Bongz answer for your crimes

www.esa.co.za/forum/thread.php

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