On 2025-04-10 17:10:07 Minime V10.1 said:
On 2025-04-10 16:08:19 Motocat said: Extra large


Congratulations on your XL penis.

Hahahahahahaha

With a 56cm girth, best to use the left over Sasko Sam bag

On 2025-04-14 22:53:49 Mic24W said:
With a 56cm girth, best to use the left over Sasko Sam bag

I'm actually thinking of using a bucket.

Thanks for all the serious replies.

Sadly, online delivery isn't an option unless I want my partner to put me under the Spanish Inquisition for buying condoms.

The range at sex shops seems to be lamentable - Mr Big, Dr Long's, Durex - I guess I'll be back at good old Dischem for Skynn and somehow will have to find a nook to hide a 12 pack.

Unless anyone has any other ideas as to where I can procure these things.

Have a look around the surrounding convenience Shops at petrol stations. Some of them now have a separate vending machine stocking medicinal items. Some condom brands are also in the machine.

On 2025-04-15 07:04:49 Motocat said:
Thanks for all the serious replies.

Sadly, online delivery isn't an option unless I want my partner to put me under the Spanish Inquisition for buying condoms.

You do know that you can collect your takealot order from one of their collection points? Many other online stores use PostNet / clicks for collection and they're are a few pudo lockers around ...

No need for home or office delivery

Congratulations!

On 2025-04-15 08:32:18 2old2 said:
On 2025-04-15 07:04:49 Motocat said: Thanks for all the serious replies.

Sadly, online delivery isn't an option unless I want my partner to put me under the Spanish Inquisition for buying condoms.

You do know that you can collect your takealot order from one of their collection points? Many other online stores use PostNet / clicks for collection and they're are a few pudo lockers around ...

No need for home or office delivery

I'm dim. That's a very good idea.

On 2025-04-15 10:20:28 Motocat said:
On 2025-04-15 08:32:18 2old2 said: On 2025-04-15 07:04:49 Motocat said: Thanks for all the serious replies.

Sadly, online delivery isn't an option unless I want my partner to put me under the Spanish Inquisition for buying condoms.

You do know that you can collect your takealot order from one of their collection points? Many other online stores use PostNet / clicks for collection and they're are a few pudo lockers around ...

No need for home or office delivery

I'm dim. That's a very good idea.

You can also create a separate take a lot account on your punting phone so it doesn't show on you purchase history on your regular take a lot.

JP69

On 2025-04-11 14:29:55 Laura Love said:
...now that's a luxury fuck :)

Grrr...