Lol!

Same here, had a wg unexpextedly just rimm me.

The most unexpected is a top popular wg who always spoke against bareback suddenly one day just jumped on top slupped my small tollie in bare. Felt awesome until common sense kicked in an just asked her for a connie. Totally unexpected becoz she was vocal on ESA about chasing punters away if they wanted bareback.

Also totally unexpected was getting owo with a gorgeous hot HOE babe. Ugly ol me with blading head and small dick and here this model looking babe was giving me owo on first booking.

Also totally unexpected, saw the "patriach" from a popular Afrikaans sitcom from the early 90's emerge from a seedy brothel i frequented about 8 years ago. I asked one of tge wgs there isnt that "xx" from "oooo" show. And she spilled the beans what a regular he was. And yet his public persona was mr god fearing good christian family man.

It was a bit 6 years ago that I went to a wg in Sunninghill. She made her rules clear on the phone and no kissing was one of them.

The 1st unexpected thing was when she opened the door in the sexiest lingerie I had ever seen to date and looked 10 times better than in a profile. Immediate shock before hard on since it's usually the other way around.

Then the deeds and after an intense hour and her climaxing the last time, she said that I made her weekend and charged me for 30 min instead of the hour. 2nd shocker getting a discount on the 1st punt from a wg like that who was on the top of the ratings here.

The 3rd unexpected event was a deep sensual and intense kiss on my way out which had me thinking about her for, well years later. This was more shocking since she already explicitly mentioned no kissing and I had never kissed a wg until then, nor did I even want to.

4th unexpected thing. I decide to get back into this years later and she's been banned and my follow up fantasies with her shattered.

Oh shame Michelle, you must've felt very self-conscious for all of that day at work.

I once walked into a ladies toilet at OR Thambo airport whilst deep in thought. Once inside, I was puzzled at the absence of urinals and kept walking while looking around. I then became aware of queue of ladies waiting their turn, while staring at me. I also then noticed that all of them had looks of amusement on their faces. Anyway, because I had not yet realised my mistake, I thought, "What the hell do all these women want in the men's loo and why on earth are there no damn urinals?". Then, suddenly, I realised that I was the one who'd fouled up. I don't remember a time when I felt so embarrassed. I couldn't get out there fast enough. Anyway, to make matters worse, I didn't see that two of the ladies in the queue that day, were my aunt and sister, who told me afterward that they tried very hard to keep straight faces and couldn't let on that they knew this "clown". I was teased relentlessly for a long time thereafter.

Very first punting experience ever. Massage. Met at door, up the stairs, nearly broke my arm when I fell as my eyes mesmorized by Cindy's great legs. Led to the room, told to shower, she will be back. Showered, then put on underpants again. Two plinths, so which one ? First the one, then tried the second. Lying on my back, nope, turned around. So shy, took a towel and put it strategically over my butt. Try doing that while balancing on a narrow plinth, lying face down. Now sweating profusely. Calm down. She walked in, stripped stark naked, grabbed the towel, me cringing in the cold light of day, telling me:
Off with those pants or I get dressed.
Practically ripped them off.
The rest was a blur...

Oh shucks Mr Bond. I did the same thing once and met a lady I knew in the loo at work. My first thought was what was she doing in the gents. Then reallised what I'd done and apologised and went to the gents.

By the time I got back, she had told the whole office and they were all laughing at me and people were asking me about for weeks afterwards.

I mean like seriously, I was busy on my phone, missed the sign and walked through the wrong door.

Hahahahahaha. Wow Need4Passion, at work. That's way worse. At least with me, apart from my aunt and sister, I'll never see those ladies again. At least the girl saw the lighter side and didn't lay a sexual harassment charge against you.

I drove into a working apartment block last week. Two nigerian rastafarians see me getting out of my car.as i walk away ...they get closer to the car...i turn around and run for the car...as i get in doors close..they see my piece...the one guy waves his finger to show next time...im sticking with venues...too risky apartment visits in northern suburbs of jhb

A very pleasant and completely unexpected surprise, for me, was when I turned up for a first time appointment at a house from which 3 girls worked. I pulled into the driveway and, as I got out, I was met by a girl, who I knew, judging by her build, was not the girl I'd come to see. Anyway, I introduced myself and told her who I'd come to visit. The very sweet young lass then led me in through the kitchen and introduced me to my girl, who was standing in the middle of the kitchen floor, wearing only a pair of sexy slippers. What an introduction. She also gave me one of the most divinely seductive smiles that any girl has ever given me, before leading me to the bedroom. What a memorable visit that was.

@mrroper : I'm not sure what happened there?

You went to a wg apartment block and was almost hijacked or what?

Well im not hijacked..but left in a one piece..but shit scary stuff..no more flat visits for me
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