Some shitty remarks here from the older gals.

On 2023-06-29 15:54:36 Sylvia said:
Minime. WHA WHA. FUCKING LAUGHING MY SELF AWAY HERE. GREAT LOVED IT. . wHY DONT he ask mommy to sew him up a plastic bag that would fit pefectly? Food for thought. lolololoolol. He should not even come on here asking this. he gonna see some lovely comments. hahhahahahah

"When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time." Maya Angelou.

On 2023-06-30 04:03:26 RenePhillips said:
On 2023-06-29 15:54:36 Sylvia said: Minime. WHA WHA. FUCKING LAUGHING MY SELF AWAY HERE. GREAT LOVED IT. . wHY DONT he ask mommy to sew him up a plastic bag that would fit pefectly? Food for thought. lolololoolol. He should not even come on here asking this. he gonna see some lovely comments. hahhahahahah

"When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time." Maya Angelou.

Eish RP!!! Such true words. I'm positive by nature and to my own detriment I've ignored this advice a number of times hoping for the best....

Fortunately some of our class acts here repeat the showing enough times that even I won't fail to notice

This is the last place I expected to see body shaming. Dude came here thinking its a safe space.

Sylvia being an old lady that you are what you said/texted is disrespectful and insensitive.


The #1 policy of the ESA Forum can be summarised in one word: Respect.

Anyways....I wanted to suggest the Penis Extender 5000 GL (very reasonably priced). That together with a healthy diet (pizza mostly) is what I did. Used it for years...

Did my penis get longer?.....No

But did my penis get thicker is the question:

Also no...didnt work...think it got shorter actually.

I have one Penis Extender 5000 GL (slightly used) for sale.

@Cucumber.punter... Sorryboss, You had a valid question and got dragged over the coals...dnt feel bad, take Beautiful Courtney's advice...

Thanks, Courtney, you the x100 sexier and prettier the these 2 haggs,and you hv more class.

Silvia the old dragg, very classy response from you, 64 yr old sex worker,(theres no way you 54)...you lucky esa dnt hv age restrictions, you be the 1st 1 of the site...You should be advertising your service in classic car or antique classifieds.

Kaycee, dnt even wanna start, I hope no1 buys ur crapoy videos..what a waste only money.

M.

On 2023-06-29 08:29:44 Cucumber.punter said:
Hello punters. I have quite a thin penis and I'm looking for a brand of condom that can fit snug. I've used Durex featherlight but it still doesn't fit so well. Any suggestions?

I find that Lovers Plus sit quite snug on me. Try them. Ignore the geriatric's comments. She's clearly not learned anything in all her years.

Talk about humor, it cost nothing to be kind to people if you have nothing nice to say keep scrolling,all the oak asked for was some advice.
But let him call you for a booking youd jump to that...

Forgetting these guys are our source of income,just be kind it really isnt that hard.

I hope u come right on takealot with your request hun and Have a awesome day...mwah

HEE HEEE MALLLLLETTT i can onl laugh. Have a good day.