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Re: Review - Linda - Midrand/Kyalami Johannesburg
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Posted: 2026-07-28 21:25:11


Afterwards we chatted and laughed together as I even poked fun at her disastrous punt with Warthog.

@PutaMadre, I am glad you had a great session with her and a chuckle at my expense. Maybe she needs to invite me back so she can redeem herself. She is rather beautiful.
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Posted: 2026-07-29 16:12:39

Name: Linda

City: Johannesburg

Area: Midrand/Carlswald

Last Visit: July 2026

Full Profile: [View Linda's Full Profile]

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--- THIS IS A ROOKIE REVIEW * ----
Ohhh, I had such a great moment with this gorgeous baby after seeing her latest review. She is absolutely amazing—from the moment we met at the door until the very end of our time together. ?

The only suggestion I gave her was to get a pair of heels for clients, as some clients really appreciate that extra touch. Other than that, she’s super clean, gorgeous, beautifully yellow, and has the cutest little face. Overall, it was a wonderful experience, and I would definitely recommend her


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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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PutaMadre - Re: Review - Linda - Midrand/Kyalami Johannesburg
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Posted: 2026-07-30 15:59:30

On 2026-07-28 21:25:11 Warthog said:

@PutaMadre, I am glad you had a great session with her and a chuckle at my expense. Maybe she needs to invite me back so she can redeem herself. She is rather beautiful.



U need to go back my guy, I'm 100% certain she will redeem herself. And yes she's a looker, she's yummy and she's a whole lot of fun
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gregorxs - Re: Review - Linda - Midrand/Kyalami Johannesburg
Re: Review - Linda - Midrand/Kyalami Johannesburg
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Posted: 2026-08-01 13:58:11

@warthog I'm sorry you had that experience. Unfortunately, these things can happen sometimes. She's a lady, and I'm sure she had no idea it was going to turn out that way. I also don't think anyone would intentionally put themselves through the embarrassment of a situation like that.

I've been to her place myself, and she's a very beautiful, kind, and down-to-earth lady. Her space is clean, the accommodation is secure, and there's safe parking as well.

If you're open to it, I'd encourage you to give her another chance. Hopefully, your next experience will be much better and may even change your perspective. If it does, it would be great if you could consider updating or removing this post so it reflects your overall experience.
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Coochie.Pounder1 - Re: Review - Linda - Midrand/Kyalami Johannesburg
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Posted: 2026-08-01 22:40:11

Ok gregor chillout man. She could've changed since then ofcourse but don't ask him to take down the review. Not everyone will have the same experience as yours otherwise there wouldn't be a point to these reviews
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Flashyt - Re: Review - Linda - Midrand/Kyalami Johannesburg
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Posted: 2026-08-06 10:16:09

Name: Linda

City: Johannesburg

Area: Midrand/Kyalami

Last Visit: August 2026

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Popped over and was pleasantly surprised. Beautiful yellow bone, energetic and she can talk. Quality delivery that calls for a rematch.


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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
______________________________________________________

Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)


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