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YourChunkyFunkiness - Re: Virgin
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Posted: 2023-04-06 10:48:00

On 2023-04-06 10:35:03 3OfAKind said:


I lost mine with a WG and don't regret it one bit. I wanted my first time to be mind-blowing, like a dish made by a professional chef. In the event, I blow my load in 2 minutes (if I'm lucky), I didn't want to be embarrassed for a small abnormality I have and have her speak to her buddies about me not lasting etc. I figured I will find what I am looking for with a WG rather than someone outside the purple world. I did seek advice from those more experienced than me in punting, followed the wisdom and had a great booking. I even got to lose it to a blonde hottie, which was a bonus. My suggestion is that he goes for it with the WG.



The worst thing that can happen to him is finding that 'someone special' and being unable to live up to her sexual experiences prior, potentially giving him a lifelong complex.
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3OfAKind - Re: Virgin
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Posted: 2023-04-06 11:42:50

On 2023-04-06 10:48:00 YourChunkyFunkiness said:
On 2023-04-06 10:35:03 3OfAKind said:

I lost mine with a WG and don't regret it one bit. I wanted my first time to be mind-blowing, like a dish made by a professional chef. In the event, I blow my load in 2 minutes (if I'm lucky), I didn't want to be embarrassed for a small abnormality I have and have her speak to her buddies about me not lasting etc. I figured I will find what I am looking for with a WG rather than someone outside the purple world. I did seek advice from those more experienced than me in punting, followed the wisdom and had a great booking. I even got to lose it to a blonde hottie, which was a bonus. My suggestion is that he goes for it with the WG.


The worst thing that can happen to him is finding that 'someone special' and being unable to live up to her sexual experiences prior, potentially giving him a lifelong complex.



True, that is indeed another downside.
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Posted: 2023-04-06 13:47:22

He could fall in love with the wg and end up completely broke lol
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Posted: 2023-04-09 02:04:47

On 2023-04-05 23:41:34 danwest said:
Don't start him on punting.
It's a slippery slope down a rabbit hole where he will never get out of.



This ^^^

Rather get him on a dating app and help him meet someone, even if it's just for a hook up
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Posted: 2023-04-15 19:02:44

Let's hope his not the one hahahaha,I had a conversation with someone who said his a virgin:)
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Posted: 2023-04-15 22:29:22

Be a good buddy and buy him some porn and some lube. Tell him to take a wank and enjoy his childhood. He must go to church and find a girlfriend get married and live happily ever after.
This world is only for the men who are prepared to ride big purple wave repeatedly..

If he likes to do these kind of things and is willing to go down this road and has money for punting and is prepared to eat the forbidden fruit then think about it long and hard. Help him find a pretty caring wg and all the best.

Obviously he will want a repeat with the same wg which is recommended....


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NinjaBoy.x - Re: Virgin
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Posted: 2023-04-15 22:30:54

Also play the song like a virgin by Madonna and wear raybands, chew some gum and ride to the venue with the top down.

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