Babies born in nine months time, will be called The Coronials. They will have names like :Corna
:Corni
:Coroni
:Viri
:Corori
and what the heck they still can come up with!

Forget toilet paper, stock up on durex.

We can all plan how to cope with an extension of the lock down which is likely to follow.

When CR announced the measure we were on 402 CONFIRMED cases we are now on 709.

It is doubling every 2 days. Friday a week from now we will be lucky if it is still under 10 0000

I'm insomnia! So it's going to be hectic at my house.

I've created a project called:
"Get the Fuck out my life"
spring cleaning mission! From the shed, right through the garage, into the house, every cupboard, every drawer of ever y box, every fridge every curtain will be taken care of. What I didn't use in two years ( that mean two summers and two winters) is going to charity. Between family and the hospice. I've got a Hospice on my way to work. After lockdown it's going there.. Maybe I must do it in heels and a French maid outfit and life stream it! Lol... Just joking!

On 2020-03-25 10:19:59 Liza said:
Babies born in nine months time, will be called The Coronials. They will have names like :Corna
:Corni
:Coroni
:Viri
:Corori
and what the heck they still can come up with!

lmoa ...

I expect to have very heavy balls by the end of the lockdown :(

Got a message now from a lady freind.....

"Tested positive for HornyVirus!" *skaam face emoji*

Think I'll shoot over and get myself infected.....

On 2020-03-25 11:35:40 iloveagoodshag said:
I expect to have very heavy balls by the end of the lockdown :(

Many ladies offering some remote assistance to alleviate the affliction of heavy balls;)

Just as the Western world goes on lockdown so China where the disease began loosens up restrictions and people start normal lives again! Hope that is us in a months time.
In the meantime, doing cleaning, ironing!! , reading books, Netflix and emptying my wine cellar!
Good luck everyone! A xxx