On 2026-05-20 12:08:59 Pumpkineater said:
Hahaha did u seriously believe the story i told here was true. I was even telling one of the girls i want to see who is gonna think this is true. U even believed the pussy story. HAHAHAHA. This is funny. Im sure u also think when u with a girl u made her orgasm. News flash they fake it.
I love it...
Let me send her the screenshot hahahaha
Edited: 2026-05-20 13:41:37
If I believed you I would tell you stay far away cos it is a quick way to child support payments
On 2026-05-20 11:54:35 Griffindude said:
naai your piel stomp ek se.
The best thing to come out of this thread.
So keep going! :-)
On 2026-05-20 10:28:13 Pumpkineater said:
Let me start from the beginning
A few months ago, a lesbian couple moved into the apartment next door. I didn't meet them right away, but after a week, they invited me over for dinner. We clicked immediately---swapping stories, laughing, and soon, we were doing dinner parties back and forth. Then one night, they confided in me---they wanted a baby. After a lot of thought, they asked if I would help---if I could be the donor. They wanted to try the old-fashioned way, and, well, I agreed. Month after month, we gave it a go, but nothing happened. Doubt started to creep in. They wondered if it was just bad timing.
Guys here is the problem I have.
How do I tell them I had a vasectomy three years back.
Now the other girl, the partner, said maybe I must try it with her.
Didn't she notice that you no longer have an egg sack?!
On 2026-05-21 15:13:58 ~SuperFuck~ said:
On 2026-05-20 10:28:13 Pumpkineater said: Let me start from the beginning
A few months ago, a lesbian couple moved into the apartment next door. I didn't meet them right away, but after a week, they invited me over for dinner. We clicked immediately---swapping stories, laughing, and soon, we were doing dinner parties back and forth. Then one night, they confided in me---they wanted a baby. After a lot of thought, they asked if I would help---if I could be the donor. They wanted to try the old-fashioned way, and, well, I agreed. Month after month, we gave it a go, but nothing happened. Doubt started to creep in. They wondered if it was just bad timing.
Guys here is the problem I have.
How do I tell them I had a vasectomy three years back.
Now the other girl, the partner, said maybe I must try it with her.
Didn't she notice that you no longer have an egg sack?!
A condom couldve prevented this question.
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