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Re: Nuru Massage
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Posted: 2014-03-13 19:57:53

This is such a fad it's scary.

How much gel for how much now?

I bet people who buy that also bought the "magnetic balance bracelet"

When a wg slips and sprains your d1ck remember this post. When you get a purple puss-filled allergic reaction rash from that slime that looks exactly like a cow's saliva, and you have to explain to tou employer why you are admitted to the burns unit ward at the hospital, remember this post.
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marmot - Re: Nuru Massage
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Posted: 2014-03-13 20:07:32

Wow! Someone REALLY does not like like the Nuru Massage!

Thank goodness I'm self employed, non allergic, and believe the chance of a chick slipping and falling on ur dick are the same odds as winning the lotto!
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Posted: 2014-03-13 20:10:14

I should simply invest in the company that makes that gel then.

Be careful with that reverse downward slip tho... don't wanna read about it in Daily Sun, kikiki!
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Posted: 2014-03-13 20:12:55

Im sure a Nuru massage can also be done with a good quality oil ?
If that stuff is so hard to get and so expensive then I'm sure we can all do the same with oil....

Body to body massage is also nothing new.
Most massage ladies offer it in there massages....
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Posted: 2014-03-13 20:14:56

Now TOM, I was chatting to Lalita last night about this thread. So now I pay over R1000 for this stuff to be imported. I have to wait 7-15 days for delivery (that's if I get it at all). You also need a waterproof sheet, well you need at least 2....also over R1000 ea. Now how do I know that the 9.4oz/266g of gel is the real thing. You know...with all the fong kong stuff that gets exported. After paying all that money what assurance have I got that its not hairgel. I won't know till its too late. And there goes my R1000 for what is essentially about the quantity of a tube of hairgel.
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Posted: 2014-03-13 20:26:42

omg I just watched one of the video's and all I need is a plastic blow up bed, a liter of oil and do the body to body, ooowww could do it on the lawn or even do it on the pool.....lol
Could start up a whole new name for it ...balancing Nuru massage on pool!

mmmm making me all excited just thinking about it....

;-))
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Posted: 2014-03-13 20:37:17

Hi Shelley, the Nuru in Nuru massage is the gel.

Nadia gets my point. At that price, and given how much of the gel you need to complete a single session, given the below the line market it plays in (somehow I don't see many wives fighting over the last Nuru tube @Springbok pharmacies in lieu of stretch-mark removing tissue oil at a tenth the price) the incentive to brew a few barrels of your good old trusty Nuru in a Glen Austin barn and shipping it with the latest batch of Tik is quite high.

The fact that there's already a mature, well liked and appreciated oiled body to body massage experience in the market...

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Posted: 2014-03-13 20:40:26
Edited: 2014-03-13 20:51:13

Of coursed you can do it shelley, your improvisations sound quite sexy. You'll need a lot less than a litre of oil for a good B2B slide. Now I wonder how far this 266g for R1049 would go? Er...1 guy, maybe.
I'm tempted to think a very mild mixture of pepermint in a carrier oil would be good alternative. I may be wrong.
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Posted: 2014-03-13 20:42:08

Nadia, that qty is a LOT!!
Look here, should give you an idea how to make it.... deadeasy!
www.youtube.com/watch
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Posted: 2014-03-13 20:51:46
Edited: 2014-03-13 21:02:39

It works best and very pleasurable when the lady offering does not crush you with her weight. Not sure Lalita/Jiah (one and the same person), Shelley or Nadia qualify to offer it. If less than 60kgs, its cool. Over 60kgs it's just homicide for the masseuse or nuru slaughter.

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