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Posted: 2025-11-14 16:08:09

On 2025-11-13 21:09:27 jimv said:
Holy crap! I wasn't really looking at this thread for a few days then saw 13 pages and thought - 'wow! Must be tons of awesome tips to get off!'

This thread sure took a sharp left.

Man, I love these forums lol



These forums are so entertaining lmaoooo
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Posted: 2025-11-14 17:25:09

You know I completely forgot about the warm apple pie trick.
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Posted: 2025-11-14 21:42:46

On 2025-11-14 17:25:09 NickNailer said:
You know I completely forgot about the warm apple pie trick.



Not just any pie it must be an American pie.

I hope we can involve food. I dont want to get banned cause someone is gonna complain we wasting food
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Posted: 2025-11-15 07:47:38

Your hot female physician/doctor massages your prostate to collect some fluid. It's like your body's version of a cappuccino machine - you're not sure what's happening, but everyone's acting like it's completely normal.
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Posted: 2025-11-15 08:49:43
Edited: 2025-11-15 08:49:42

[QUOTE;5768385;RobertLoblaw] Scenario.

You don't have time to punt, hawkeyes everywhere. You don't like to skommel (with or without porn). How else do you empty the sack?



This I want to hear.
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Posted: 2025-11-15 08:50:03

[QUOTE;5769180;Pumpkineater] I take a small sharp knife and cut my balls open.

Besides skommeling or having sex. Why dont u tell us how u empty ur balls.


Isn't that painful?
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Posted: 2025-11-15 08:57:43

You're minding your own business, having a nice dream, maybe you're just grocery shopping with Megan Fox, and suddenly your subconscious decides it's time to do some spring cleaning. You wake up confused, slightly impressed, and a bit annoyed that your dream self got lucky while you didn't.
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Posted: 2025-11-16 07:22:52

I read the first 2 pages of this thread and all I can say is that I could never be mates with alot of you in real life. *thumbs down, middle finger up. Both hands*
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Posted: 2025-11-16 13:27:06

On 2025-11-15 08:50:03 Sky said:
[QUOTE;5769180;Pumpkineater] I take a small sharp knife and cut my balls open.

Besides skommeling or having sex. Why dont u tell us how u empty ur balls.


Isn't that painful?



It hurts like a MF Sky but ive got a high tolerance for pain.
A few years ago i had a circular saw accident i cut my right hand off. Luckily i had some fishing line and i sowed it back on myself.
Even the doctors couldnt believe how good a job i did puting it back.
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Posted: 2025-11-16 14:44:10

On 2025-11-16 13:27:06 Pumpkineater said:
On 2025-11-15 08:50:03 Sky said: [QUOTE;5769180;Pumpkineater] I take a small sharp knife and cut my balls open.

Besides skommeling or having sex. Why dont u tell us how u empty ur balls.


Isn't that painful?

It hurts like a MF Sky but ive got a high tolerance for pain.
A few years ago i had a circular saw accident i cut my right hand off. Luckily i had some fishing line and i sowed it back on myself.
Even the doctors couldnt believe how good a job i did puting it back.



She might just believe this as well! :-)

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