On 2026-03-22 07:48:25 KICKASS said:
When a woman says she cant cook mutton curry now that is extremely off putting jisses.
Haha.... made my day
On 2026-04-06 02:34:20 ssurfer said:
Fake boobs
Saggy boobs
Botox injections
Bad smells (body and venue)
Smoking & cigarette smell
Drunk and/or high
Not looking like the photos
Not being the age as advertised
Bad personal hygiene
Venue/linen not clean
Mostly I agree. Once had the privilege of being serviced by two chicks tipsy on wine. They were extra naughty and it was a very unrushed pleasant experience. But the hygiene was impeccable. Also met a very tipsy chick in Randburg but turned out very nice. She did not want me to leave but unfortunately had to, but stayed longer than the hour. A mature lady with a figure to die for.
lies
bad manners
That means, 99.5% of the ladies on this site is a no go for me
On 2026-03-21 12:12:03 Deville said:
Babe please can you pick up condoms and smokes on your way.
Can discuss extras in the room.
Babe give me just 10mins then I'll be ready...
36mins later "5 more mins please or make it 10 please"
Did you cum yet, are you almost there ?
33mins into an hour booking..."babe, time"
Just get to the corner and message me then I'll give you the address
I'm 27yrs old, opens the door upon arrival 48yr old hag opens the door "oh hey you must be Dan"
Nailed it!
Now I know the thread says "immediately off putting", but its going on for 13 pages, so lets let the time roll too.
The sobering moment, about half way through the session when you realize the 'clit retreated' or just not coming out to play.
Or worse, 10 min left to the session and its engorged, even more than you are. But just not enough time left ...
I wonder if there is a term pre-nut clarity?
I only have 2 issues.
Number one is the profile not matching the person that opens the door. And I don't mean slightly, because that is fairly expected at this point. And I'm also not referring to removing identifying marks like tattoos etc as this is also understandable.
ESA sometimes photoshop the crap out of the images. I get that the ladies want to show their best side but come on, don't overdo it to the point that it hides massive flaws, that extra 15 kilos, bad skin, or an extra 20 years wrinkles etc.
As someone that books way across the spectrum, I look for what I'm currently in the mood for. If I'm in the mood for something specific, I search and find it, and then if that's not what I'm getting it's an instant let down.
My second is lying about services just to get the booking. Do you kiss? Oh yeah 100%. In the booking, oh I meant you can kiss my boobs and body. Can you give proper deep throat? Hell yeah I'll go balls deep until my make up runs...gags in the first 5 seconds on a member that is not exactly above average. Very disappointing.
Booking ruined...school fees paid never to return.
On 2026-04-06 11:57:18 Dixxy said:
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ESA sometimes photoshop the crap out of the images. I get that the ladies want to show their best side but come on, don't overdo it to the point that it hides massive flaws, that extra 15 kilos, bad skin, or an extra 20 years wrinkles etc.
As someone that books way across the spectrum, I look for what I'm currently in the mood for. If I'm in the mood for something specific, I search and find it, and then if that's not what I'm getting it's an instant let down.
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Booking ruined...school fees paid never to return.
I also get the best side, but the person on ESA pics is not even in the room with us at a booking. In most cases you would think at best it might have been that persons daughter and granddaughter in the pics to try and get any resemblance.
At the editing levels of the ESA pic, they may as well not bother doing photoshoots at all. Just send some AI prompts to the the pics they want coz it's certainly ain't them anyway.
JP69
And i am already in
:-)
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