Oh Sybil I wouldn't rant in such a way. I am far more the silent disappointed type who will inwardly sigh, mentally shake my head and walk away a little sadder.

However, I do partake of the demon weed and have a guilty story of my own. Having had an altercation with a gang of young wealth redistributors in a car park I went for a calming cigarette. Along came a guard who said you can't smoke here. For some reason I snapped "NOT NOW, NOT HERE, THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO TALK TO ME! The gentleman nodded and simply walked away. I still feel bad and won't park there anymore in case he sees me.

So I guess I worry more about not being able to smoke than I do about what happens afterwards.

P.S. When out and about, I always carry the stompie until I see a drain of some sort and drop it in there. Probably not environmentally sensible but far less unsightly.

On 2016-12-07 08:32:26 le roux said:

P.S. When out and about, I always carry the stompie until I see a drain of some sort and drop it in there. Probably not environmentally sensible but far less unsightly.

Since the kakking out episode, I now put the stompies back into the cigarette box instead. Nothing quite like public humiliation to enforce good behavior! lol

le roux, I'm not as placid as you are. I've reprimanded people over throwing things out the car before, usually at the next robot, the reactions ranging from apologies on their part to them almost blikseming me. I needed a J after that too.
If humanity can send people into space, why haven't biodegradable cigarette filters been invented yet?

My pat hates are finding hair in the mop or in the broom
Cashers not speaking to me in English or speaking to each other and just turn to me and say plastic and continuing to speak to each other (watch me perform)
non colored people making a colored accent when speaking to me
Guys saying gimme a better price im going to become your regular
Guys asking do I offer anal I say no they say haaaa baby come we try just this time I still say no they say but you have so juicy ass im like fuckit dude respect my Noooooo
Hate this man bun hairstyles
Hate getting message saying if i don't forward this to 10 people something bad will happen
Don't appreciate loud people you are next to each other speak don't scream

Non punting hates:
1 - People not using their indicators. I seriously want to vomit.

2 - People, especially PE, ADULTS not knowing how a traffic circle works. And worst is that I too have to use it incorrectly, because if I do, then I will cause an accident. It makes me weep tears of pure frustration.

3 - Shoppers in front of you at the till that do not move their trolleys or baskets out of the way. I want to shove that trolley so far up your backside as you walk away, leaving me to move it so I can get to the cashier.

4 - 11 items in the 10 items or less queue. Can you not count? Did you not get 20% in maths!!!??? I see this as a gateway to serious crime.

5 - Tardiness. And even worse than that, when someone doesn't notify you that they will be late. (This applies to punting pet hates too)

6 - Littering - SIES JOU MORSIGE DING!

Punting pet hates oooo vader...
1 - This is big time being pedantic, but I hate it when a client contacts me and asks "are you busy?" yes, I am always busy. Busy watching TV, busy washing dishes, busy staring into space. Catch my drift? Rather ask me if I am available.

2 - This one is a real mind boggler to me. On occassion I will get someone asking this.. "I want nothing done to me, but I would like to come and pamper (massage, oral etc) you. But they don't want to pay. So actually you are asking for free "product." Do you go to the Spar and ask them for free groceries if you unpack the items onto the shelf yourself? I don't like to swear, but really...Just f#ck right off with your "generosity", everyone knows that bedroom massaging is just another word for foreplay. Want to get your jollies by touching my body and trying to pass it off as you treating me.... bitch please.

3 - When a guy is going down on you, and he does this vigorous head shaking thing like he is furiously saying no (motorboating the vag?), while every 5 seconds saying "cum for me"... MOER! I actually want to laugh while its happening. It's so tragically hilarious. I wonder where some guys get their cunninglingus knowledge from?

On 2016-12-08 14:53:56 Sarah said:


3 - When a guy is going down on you, and he does this vigorous head shaking thing like he is furiously saying no (motorboating the vag?), while every 5 seconds saying "cum for me"... MOER! I actually want to laugh while its happening. It's so tragically hilarious. I wonder where some guys get their cunninglingus knowledge from?

Sounds like daporra was by you.

Lmao @ Sarah

as per OralMe

1) Being told "baby, I only do that with you",...... yeah right!!!
exactly, not sure how often I have heard that or had it strongly hinted at
also ladies (of any profession) who approach you while chewing gum
(I even had one who wanted to go down on me while chewing - no thanks!!)

1.Hi Kass, can you please tell me how this works?....seriously how do you react when you go see a genetic woman escort..."I'm just a girl with male genatals" there's no manual.

2.Can you please fuck me or I bring my wife/girlfriend to fuck them too?...seriously what makes you think every transexual just wanna penetrate?....I'm no sex object..."just a girl with male genatals"

3.Babe I will be in your city in 2weeks can you send sexy nude pics in the meantime to keep me excited. I will come n book you. When they arrive,forget I exist!

Sales consultant on phone(insurance guys), by the shops trying to sell you something and you have to say thank you(mostly I just wanna say leave me alone).if I want something I go get it and I don't need someone pushing me for it and f*uck you don't know my budget.