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Re: CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE
Posted: 2026-08-07 12:31:45
Schlong already has the word long in it, so is it true that all schlongs are long
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Re: CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE
Posted: 2026-08-08 02:39:34
Edited: 2026-08-08 02:42:44
Edited: 2026-08-08 02:42:44
Long Schlongs are longer than plain Schlongs which are all certainly longer than short dicks which is why possibly the very best advice to take onboard in life is; "don't be a dick"
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Re: CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE
Posted: 2026-08-08 09:28:02
"Dick" heads abound on this forum and i dont mean the one in a man's pants
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Re: CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE
Posted: 2026-08-09 05:58:44
Pants for breath were quickening as she upped the tempo of her hips rocking on his cock in that slippery wet happiness where the finest fucks are found
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Re: CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE
Posted: 2026-08-09 14:15:34
Found out that im actually a women trapped in a goats body
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Re: CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE
Posted: 2026-08-10 04:27:32
Body of a curvy buxom woman squeezed into the skinny-ass frame of a goat must cause some awfully difficult problems for sure
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Re: CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE
Posted: 2026-08-10 08:18:37
Sure as hell those boobs would spill out and make her topple over from the sheer weight of those milk jugs
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Re: CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE
Posted: 2026-08-10 08:55:27
Jugs has to be the worst name for tits how dare you
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Re: CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE
Posted: 2026-08-10 09:10:06
You and many others would jug jug jug from full udders being the piggies that you are
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Re: CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE
Posted: 2026-08-10 10:05:36
Are we taking this thread to a million posts within 2026 an set a record that we are unable to boast about in public
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