My pet hate, poepols who are always in a hurry on the road. Plan better, leave earlier. It is often your excessive speed that cause accidents. This does not mean that I condone driving at 90 kmh in the fast lane, but please exercise some patience.

In jhb u can't afford to be gevrek. In life generally, u can't afford to be slow, and I'm not saying it's OK to drive 200km in the fast lane but if some1 is flying behind u then stop lane blocking.

Some of us are just speed freaks

There's no hurry in South Africa, I notice:
1. At the supermarket tills.
2. In the banks
3. At the apothecary, I mean chemist.
4. At the cellphone shop
5. At home affairs
6. On the road. Taxis cruising on the left lane for fares.

This ain't New York.
Ja well no fine, this is good old South Africa.

My pet hate is the morons who think that when you activate your car hazards you can park f#%$ng anywhere?? Do they teach this shit at driving schools nowadays? Another hate is when somebody is cruising at 85 in a 100 zone while talking on their phone....i would jail half of the country if i was a traffic cop

huge pet hate:

see a wg advertising under "girls" but when you phone to enquire they tell you its R800 for massage and handjob only.

I had my sights on one of the new Garsfontein hotties advertising under "Girls". Only to be told its massage and handjobs only. Maybe its because Im charou. but she dont have "ROAR" on her profile.

I must be bored reading this entire post now, I agree with all of the above, but 99.99% are just human behaviour that won't change especially in our high paced JHB.

However ffs, can someone not solve the riddle of that new toilet paper roll giving up some of it's white gold without having to start ripping it apart !

The "me my and I" people that are always blithering on about "they them and those." You're the issue in that scenario ya halfwit!

Your firearm, Nikes, muscle vest, car, job or gang of minions do NOT make you a man my son!

There's the damned bin, there, OVER THERE! Put your $#it in the damned bin, you won't break a leg on the way, nothing bad will happen to you. If on the other hand you don't I may well push that Bar One wrapper up your ass with a broom stick! AAAAARRRRGHHH!

Oh the surprise when a lady, I'm sorry it's always a lady, finds herself at the checkout having had two trolley loads scanned through and only then realises that she has to pay for and proceeds to dig through her bag looking for a purse!

No I do have a [enter loyalty card of choice] NO I DON'T #UCKIN WANT ONE!

Train ya damned dog! It doesn't have to be Lassie and rescue small children from a well, the damned thing does however need to know about staying where hell it is and stopping doing whatever it shouldn't. It is not difficult people.

When the coffee sugar milk and other consumables are finished by someone else yet they make no effort to mention it or buy some more!

People who believe that fast food, screaming and game consoles are effective strategies in parenting.

Those that mistake kindness compassion and understanding for weakness.

However my greatest challenges in life are presented by those without the foresight or intellect to realise that I am the ultimate authoritative source of all information and opinion on whatever the hell I choose to talk about!

On 2016-12-06 08:36:19 le roux said:


There's the damned bin, there, OVER THERE! Put your $#it in the damned bin, you won't break a leg on the way, nothing bad will happen to you.

This reminds me of a very embarrassing thing that happened to me about 2 weeks ago. I was in a parking lot at a shopping center, having a smoke before I leave. I dropped the cigarette butt on the ground as I finished the smoke. Out of nowhere a very red faced & angry mature gentleman appeared, scooped up the stompie, dropped it in the bin and kakked me out from a dizzy height, asking me if I do that in my house as well. People were staring and I was at a loss for words, red faced from embarrassment and mumbled an apology. Needless to say, I won't be dropping stompies in a shopping mall parking lot again!

Maybe that was you kakking me out Le Roux? lol

The guy has a point. Stompies do not biodegrade. I wish smokers in general would realise that.
Trash is what gets my ire up. Whether it's someone tossing a bottle out the car window or poessing an old mattress onto the pavement outside my house, the mentality is the same don't give a fuck attitude.
End of rant for the day.

@muffman69 you are right. I have to admit that I have been very hypocritical for years, because I always used to bitch and moan about people dropping papers and other stuff on the streets, yet I am guilty of sometimes dropping a stompie on the ground.

I think if people publicly embarrass those of us who litter, like I was embarrassed, then it may have a positive impact. I certainly will think twice now before dropping a stompie on the ground.