I was just thinking about all my experiences, from my first time giving a street walker a "lift" and she tried to con me. Kicked her out but she got my garmin in the process and one of the other unexpected situation was when i went for a lap dance this was ages ago. The lady told me quick just unzip urself n let ur cock out, i was given a minute bj out of the blue

Any weird and wacky stories you guys would like to share

nice lap dance

i once went for a massage , and my full intention was a massage only , lady was petite and in her 40's at a guess , i lay on the table and got an average massage(well not nearly firm enough in my opinion ) she told me to turn over as I did I saw she was totally naked , she removed my undies and I got the most amazing BJ ever :)

Hitting a landmine in a LAV3... that was pretty fucking unexpected to say the least...

On a booking... in a lovely place called Sarin Beach in Thailand on an overnight booking the delightful little spinner had a midnight phone call from her friend who was drunk and bored and wanted her to visit, so we told her to come over and join the party in the private pool... a one girl booking turned into a double with no charges for the friend who was very very friendly... my christmas came early that year.

had a wg start her period 5 minutes in, i got no refund or discount.

Also had a wallet stolen once, bu got it back with no cash in it.

LMFAO @ Hitting a landmine in a LAV3

I wasn't laughing... pretty sure I shat my pants, and I could hear fuck all for about 3 days which was actually good because my old lady was well pissed and vocal about it, like I was driving and hit the damned thing on purpose...

Well many years ago when I was in nursery school a one of the girl ran up to me from behind and pulled my pants down in front of the whole class. I stood there with my willy out and cried... That was pretty unexpected!

In the early punting days I became a regular with this massage girl and eventually I got bj's from her.

The one day after a bottle of wine and a slippery massage she was giving me a good suckling over and she slides her finger in my naught! Now that was fucking unexpected!

Lmao @maverick1982

Lmao @maverick1982