Name: Layla
City: Johannesburg
Area: Sandton/Sandown
Last Visit: April 2021
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School fees school fees - it’s been a while since I paid you, but you were missing me I guess. Oof, this was not my day to punt. I had a plan A, plan B, and a plan C, and they all didn’t work out, so my horny dumb ass decided to peek at the “available now†section, and that unfortunately lead me here.
I can’t blame the previous review for anything, that punter left his feedback and his experience - but I do feel it painted a completely different picture - and it’s absolutely not what I got.
So let me own up to my own flop. I’ve been getting away with first-time bookings that are longer than an hour. As any experienced punter will tell you, this is not a good idea, especially when the girl does not have a bunch of reviews backing her up. I went with 90 minutes which i find to be MY most optimal time. She hustled me on the rates. Her hourly fee is R800, but she wanted R1300 for 90 min. I rolled with it because I was horny and just like “whateverâ€, but that was the first bad sign.
I get to the place, and she greets me dressed in jeans and a t-shirt. Way too casual in my opinion. I thought the reason she was just dressed like that in the previous review was for discretion (because they actually went out), but I booked an incall. There was just no sexiness whatsoever from when the door opened.
My previous experiences with Indian SPs have been phenomenal - I’ve only seen two - but this one fit the stereotype of the Indian SP that I’ve been warned about by Indian punters. She tells you she’s giving you a GFE but this was disengaged starfish sex with a lot of “no’sâ€. No to kissing (thankfully though, I’ll get to that later), no to holding her head during oral, dull amateurish massage, and very little oil play. She was even watching TV whilst I was trying to fuck her lol. Like seriously?
More lowlights: entering the place there’s a strong residual smell of spices (yes more stereotypes unfortunately!) - like cooked spices, so I found it a bit unpleasant. Prepaid electricity meter was beeping loud AF, but at least I couldn’t hear it when we got in the room. She doesn’t fit the picture I had in mind: she’s got gold teeth and her breath was really rough. I caught a strong stench during the oral. So I’m glad I got to skip the kiss. Her hair also had that stale spices smell I was talking about - it was clear that she didn’t freshen up before the booking.
The worst of the worst was when I was about to have her in doggy though. The stench from her punani almost killed me, and I completely lost my boner instantly. I could already tell that this booking will be much shorter than 90 min, and I was hoping to at least cum and head out, but I couldn’t even do it. That was the most unpleasant smell I’ve ever had to endure in a booking. Instant softie.
I then decide to call it quits. Was probably 45 min in. She took the money upfront (a great sign right fellas!?) and so I requested that I just pay her for the hour. She refused. To me this just shows the character of the SP. I could have fought about it, or even been a prick and just insisted to awkwardly stay for the 90 min I paid for, but I just wanted to get the fuck out that place and I took the hit.
Honestly at this point I’m not even sure I got the same girl in the pictures, her hair wasn’t even curly. Maybe me and the other punter got different girls? There was someone putting food in the microwave whilst I was there - didn’t see them, but maybe it’s another girl working there? All I can say is that this was one of the worst punts I’ve had, and that R1300 proved to be nothing but another literal donation. Us punters are really quite a charitable community.
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Ratings:
Face: 3/5
Body: 3/5
Personality: 2/5
Telephone Manner: 4/5
Venue Cleanliness: 4/5
Personal Cleanliness: 1/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes
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