I know there is already a thread , but I love dry jokes. Please any dry and inappropriate humor...feel free to repeat old jokes. I might've missed it.

Wanna come to my place?..... I got hand sanitizer *eyebrow raised*

Today's Drink Special:

The Quarantini

It's just a regular martini, but you drink it all alone in your house.

Subject: Paid Leave Request:

Dear HR,

I am suffering from coronavirus and request you to grant me paid leave for 30 days. Otherwise I will come to office.

Best regards,

John T.
_____________________________________

Subject: RE: Paid Leave Request

Dear John,

After knowing that you are infected, we have immediately asked all other employees to work from home, therefore you can come to office and start working. Your leave request is rejected.

Thanks,

On 2020-03-20 17:44:21 hacksonx said:
Subject: Paid Leave Request:

Dear HR,

I am suffering from coronavirus and request you to grant me paid leave for 30 days. Otherwise I will come to office.

Best regards,

John T.
_____________________________________

Subject: RE: Paid Leave Request

Dear John,

After knowing that you are infected, we have immediately asked all other employees to work from home, therefore you can come to office and start working. Your leave request is rejected.

Thanks,

Damn!!!!! Lol.... you got me

On 2020-03-20 17:42:40 hacksonx said:
Today's Drink Special:

The Quarantini

It's just a regular martini, but you drink it all alone in your house.

Funny I was thinking, I read this thing about drinking water every 15mins to kill the virus or some shite like that plus.... alcohol is going to kill the stuff isn't it?

Do I hear you alcoholics say "Yay!" ?

Government has ask that we switch our lights of by ourselves, the guy that flipp the switch is also working from home.

On 2020-03-20 18:03:13 Wors13 said:
Government has ask that we switch our lights of by ourselves, the guy that flipp the switch is also working from home.

Noooooo OMG.... I have no regrets starting this thread. So worth it.

I was also thinking, if they start with the power cuts again , will we survive!

Probably the first time in history..... " divided we stand, united we fall"

On 2020-03-20 17:44:21 hacksonx said:
Subject: Paid Leave Request:

Dear HR,

I am suffering from coronavirus and request you to grant me paid leave for 30 days. Otherwise I will come to office.

Best regards,

John T.
_____________________________________

Subject: RE: Paid Leave Request

Dear John,

After knowing that you are infected, we have immediately asked all other employees to work from home, therefore you can come to office and start working. Your leave request is rejected.

Thanks,

Classic! Now you must go to work! Lol!

I've put booze and mix in every room, after every 3rd or 4th drink I changed rooms... I'm pubcrawling in my own house! Lol