I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a raffle ticket for a brand new car. When i got home,i explained to my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me. But the next day,when my dad woke up and opened the door,outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried especially me,because the car was from the electricity company,they were there to cut off the electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me again

So, you're telling us you're not a bright sparky eh?
That or you just like crap!
;-)

Tata ma chance, tata ma millions

Nice one Kingstar10... your heart was in the right place.

Thanks, pity my butt was in the wrong place

In the old days we used to buy meat by the Rand from the local butcher. My mum sent me to buy R20 chops. I bought R15 chops and bought a chow and played games at the game shop with the R5. Got home and my mum says return the chops as it's a very small portion. Long story short.....got moered properly from my mum...and dad...for like 3 days

My father always gave me the best advise he said "son of you are not in bed by 23:00 please come home"

When I was 18 I stole 3k from my parents bedroom. Took the money and purchased some shares. Months later my dad found out and I got a beating, sold my shares gave him back his money and kept the profit.

Lol great stories guys

When my brother and I were about 4 years old, we often would play together. One day while my father was at work we decided to play Garage Garage and went on to fill his Jag's petrol tank with water from the hose pipe.

I can't remember how it came about but probably my brother did more and I just went along. We both got a hiding with an army belt.

I think my Mom might have got into trouble too for missing out on what we were up to.

All I remember is my Father was very angry and the hiding we got.