watched a program recently where the actors tried to have a conversion using only cliches - very funny.
some of the so-called educated deride the use of cliches but they would have never become cliches if the "statement/s" did not make sense.
anyway I thought I would try an unusual thread where one can only respond in the form of a cliche - see how long the conversation lasts??
to begin:

'Women' - can't live with them, can't live without them.!!

Lets draw a line in the sand and get on the same page to ensure we agree

haha Ares, a bit of a cheat using more than the 1 cliche!, but the again;

"Anything goes"

I assume the cliche should continue on from the previous and not just be random ones?

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush!

or is it.....
one bird in the bush is better than two hands?

We should touch base to socialise ideas on the best way to grab that bird in hand, making full use of the positives adjacencies and the lateral opportunities and low hanging fruit from running up the strategic staircase.

I was thinking with the wrong head when I asked the air hostess to join the mile high club.
She said I had a wing and a prayer but then asked if I wanted to go to her seat or mine.
I replied, "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
When we landed in Durban she asked me to kiss her where it stinks, so I took her to Blue Lagoon.
I had a few too many drinks on the plane so sex on the beach was harder than playing pool with a rope.
She asked me if I knew the difference between kinky and perverted - I said "Feather or Chicken". She looked shocked so I told her not to worry, it only seems perverted the first time you do it!

I realised that the big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less.

Reading this thread I'm like....

Well basically what I'm trying to get at is that it's like .....weird.

I think we need to workshop that last idea
Not sure if we are on the same page, but it's all good, "everything happens for a reason"!

so, "for all intents and purposes".....

& yes Ares,
the idea was to follow on in "conversation" mode.
but you can't win 'em all, it's back to the drawing board. Maybe we're banging our heads against a brick wall??
When I started this I thought it would be the best thing since sliced bread!!