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I just asked a WG to marry me.
Posted: 2022-11-11 17:56:48
Edited: 2022-11-11 18:07:19
Edited: 2022-11-11 18:07:19
!!! DO NOT TRY THIS !!!
Okay it's not what you think.
Just a simple brief chat on WhatsApp.
Here's the dialogue but please don't try this at home if you know what I mean:
Me - Hi NAME REMOVED, how you?
Me - Inquiry on your rates and services sweetheart.
Her - Hi
Her - I'm good thank you
Me - I am so glad that you are okay.
Me - Rates and services please NANE REMOVED?
She responded with her rates and services.
Me - No thank you.
that is too much.
Bye.
Her - How much do you want to pay?
Me - Normal price.
Me - You are pretty with a beautiful bum.
Me - Will you be my wife? (pleading hands emoji).
Me - Please?
Her - Laughing with tears emoji.
Me - Diamond emoji.
Me - Sent her a DISAPPEARING picture of myself.
Me - Remember me?
Me - Wedding dress emoji.
Me - Wedding ring emoji.
Me - Crown emoji.
Her - Come and fuck me
Me - Laughing with tears emoji.
Me - Okay, I will come and fuck you.
Her - Yessssssss come now
Her - Send your pic again
Her - Send your pic to me please
GENTLEMEN PLEASE DON'T TRY THIS, YOU CAN DO BETTER.
Okay it's not what you think.
Just a simple brief chat on WhatsApp.
Here's the dialogue but please don't try this at home if you know what I mean:
Me - Hi NAME REMOVED, how you?
Me - Inquiry on your rates and services sweetheart.
Her - Hi
Her - I'm good thank you
Me - I am so glad that you are okay.
Me - Rates and services please NANE REMOVED?
She responded with her rates and services.
Me - No thank you.
that is too much.
Bye.
Her - How much do you want to pay?
Me - Normal price.
Me - You are pretty with a beautiful bum.
Me - Will you be my wife? (pleading hands emoji).
Me - Please?
Her - Laughing with tears emoji.
Me - Diamond emoji.
Me - Sent her a DISAPPEARING picture of myself.
Me - Remember me?
Me - Wedding dress emoji.
Me - Wedding ring emoji.
Me - Crown emoji.
Her - Come and fuck me
Me - Laughing with tears emoji.
Me - Okay, I will come and fuck you.
Her - Yessssssss come now
Her - Send your pic again
Her - Send your pic to me please
GENTLEMEN PLEASE DON'T TRY THIS, YOU CAN DO BETTER.
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Re: I just asked a WG to marry me.
Posted: 2022-11-11 18:34:10
Eish, she wants a pic to show everyone who SF is. All wgs have 2 or more phones. They can tak pics of the screen before the message disappears. Be careful if you don't want it getting out.
N4P
N4P
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Re: I just asked a WG to marry me.
Posted: 2022-11-11 18:38:08
Edited: 2022-11-11 18:46:59
I responded to her last text.
Me - When I come over now then we can take pictures together if you want to and you can keep it.
Edited: 2022-11-11 18:46:59
On 2022-11-11 18:34:10 Need4Passion said:
Eish, she wants a pic to show everyone who SF is. All wgs have 2 or more phones. They can tak pics of the screen before the message disappears. Be careful if you don't want it getting out.
N4P
I responded to her last text.
Me - When I come over now then we can take pictures together if you want to and you can keep it.
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Re: I just asked a WG to marry me.
Posted: 2022-11-11 18:39:05
Edited: 2022-11-11 18:51:06
Its okay if she shares my/our pictures.
I have nothing to fear.
I send my picture all the time.
I'm a good guy mahn but a badboy...lol.
WG"s already know me.
Edited: 2022-11-11 18:51:06
On 2022-11-11 18:34:10 Need4Passion said:
Eish, she wants a pic to show everyone who SF is. All wgs have 2 or more phones. They can tak pics of the screen before the message disappears. Be careful if you don't want it getting out.
N4P
Its okay if she shares my/our pictures.
I have nothing to fear.
I send my picture all the time.
I'm a good guy mahn but a badboy...lol.
WG"s already know me.
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Re: I just asked a WG to marry me.
Posted: 2022-11-11 19:05:31
You did confess they used moetie on you. This is the evidence.
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Re: I just asked a WG to marry me.
Posted: 2022-11-11 19:29:16
Edited: 2022-11-11 19:48:26
But Ms Ella this babe is not an Ebony this time around. She's at a venue that I used to frequent and I've been with everyone there besides her so she has seen me in person before.
I go around fiddling with WG's in between sessions, do a lot of fooling around and they entertain it/me. Like on a Friday night like tonight the music is pumping there and they are probably drinking and I will be the only punter amongst all the WG's there tonight like before.
I never booked her previously because she told me that if I want to book her its a million rand. She was probably joking but I took that as an indication that she was going to tax me heavy because she is fucking gorgeous with an ASS and she's not Ebony.
But tonight is the night, I'm going to fuck them all including her because her new photoshoot is off the fucking charts.
I'm about to enter now.
Wish me luck, I hope we get married... lol.
Edited: 2022-11-11 19:48:26
On 2022-11-11 19:05:31 Ms Ella said:
You did confess they used moetie on you. This is the evidence.
But Ms Ella this babe is not an Ebony this time around. She's at a venue that I used to frequent and I've been with everyone there besides her so she has seen me in person before.
I go around fiddling with WG's in between sessions, do a lot of fooling around and they entertain it/me. Like on a Friday night like tonight the music is pumping there and they are probably drinking and I will be the only punter amongst all the WG's there tonight like before.
I never booked her previously because she told me that if I want to book her its a million rand. She was probably joking but I took that as an indication that she was going to tax me heavy because she is fucking gorgeous with an ASS and she's not Ebony.
But tonight is the night, I'm going to fuck them all including her because her new photoshoot is off the fucking charts.
I'm about to enter now.
Wish me luck, I hope we get married... lol.
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Re: I just asked a WG to marry me.
Posted: 2022-11-11 19:30:22
If a WG responds with "how much you want to pay?", I run out of there as quick as possible.
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Re: I just asked a WG to marry me.
Posted: 2022-11-11 19:54:10
Superfuck must give his moms phone back
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Re: I just asked a WG to marry me.
Posted: 2022-11-11 20:52:17
Lol @ moms phone
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Re: I just asked a WG to marry me.
Posted: 2022-11-12 06:30:29
Lmfao that's a classic response
On 2022-11-11 19:05:31 Ms Ella said:
You did confess they used moetie on you. This is the evidence.
Lmfao that's a classic response
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