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Shit scared afternoon
Posted: 2013-04-29 13:31:37
I booked this massage lady in Table View (she does not advertise on ESA). Anyhow had a nice erotic massage and just before I am about to shoot my load I tell the lady to swop places on the massage table with me so that I can return the favour. We were very relaxed with each other and I was really enjoying it. Now I am standing next to the massage bed with a moerse hard on give her pussy a nice rub down when I notice she is acting all weird. Almost as if she is having a fit or something. I dont know what to do so I carry on massaging her. She starts acting weird, her arm goes into a type of convulsion (I know she was not cumming). So I jack myself off onto her stomach, grab the towel and into the shower. 2 minutes later she is with me in the shower acting like nothing has happened. I am to shit scared to ask her. I finish showering and I am out of there.
Has something like this happened with anyone else or what is the scariest thing that has happened to you. I dont mean like the pimp walking in and demanding money (that is another story......)
Has something like this happened with anyone else or what is the scariest thing that has happened to you. I dont mean like the pimp walking in and demanding money (that is another story......)
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Re: Shit scared afternoon
Posted: 2013-04-29 13:39:48
The scariest part of the story is that you still managed to jack off!!!
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Re: Shit scared afternoon
Posted: 2013-04-29 14:05:05
LOL @ Rodeo i agree with you on that one, what if the girl was having an epeliptic fit? or she has a condition and you turn your back on her, Scary dude
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Re: Shit scared afternoon
Posted: 2013-04-29 14:19:30
Haha, you sick ass. This chick is having some sort of dilemma and you are pleasing yourself? 10/10
Men will be men....
Men will be men....
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Re: Shit scared afternoon
Posted: 2013-04-29 14:27:45
could have been a post op shemale .....did you check
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Re: Shit scared afternoon
Posted: 2013-04-29 14:42:28
Agree 100% with all the responses - dude, you jerked off then went to take a shower whilst she was having a situation! What if something more tragic had happened, your jerk off would have become police evidence! Slow your roll next time and be more considerate, else it come back and bite you in the ass!
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Re: Shit scared afternoon
Posted: 2013-04-29 15:11:02
Lmfao !! This is brilliant!
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Re: Shit scared afternoon
Posted: 2013-04-29 15:11:05
Edited: 2013-04-29 15:11:41
Edited: 2013-04-29 15:11:41
Wow...Be glad you were not getting a blow job when she had that seizure. Think clenched teeth. Next time stop and help the lady out instead of leaving your DNA all over the "body".
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Re: Shit scared afternoon
Posted: 2013-04-29 15:18:21
Wow . So there is some truth about men being dogs .
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