Okay, this is live. Im im an upmarket venue in the CBD right now, laying in a 5 star like room, waiting for my hooker who i booked an hour ago on the phone. She said she will be here but not here. I been here 40 mins, had a shower, jerked off and still no show. The other ladies are apologetic saying my hooker is in a cab on her way. So here I am laying on bed, fan blowing and nobody blowing me. I feel like a real chop. But the hooker's ESA review is good. Fuck, this is a 1st. Stay tuned for running comentry...

Oh by the way, there are fresh towels and sanex body wash. There are 4 jiffies in the drawer next to the bed.

How about a video feed...

Not of you jerking off though. haha

Good luck Lick.

Lol showtime or no show

Lol mindblowing

Seems like the lady arrived ....

Watch out for vicesquad......

Fucking whoresome. She arrived just after last post. Okay im still red faced and on an endorphine high. Phew let me roll back clock 30 mins or so. The place is in cbd. The girl is blonde, petite, small perky boobs and has body of a MetArt model. And so fucking naughty and freekin tight. Oh fuck my brain is still mushy and cell battery empty so can't transmit. Will do rest of report in a few mins. Stand bye ...

Just left venue. On way to charge battery and open a cold beer. Be back in 5-10 mins.

Oh how I envy you guys in SA!