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The finger test.
Posted: 2022-04-20 13:18:26
I suppose most punters have experienced a less-than-fresh daisy on occasion, which discourages one from dining at the Y.
To the ladies, do you take any offense when you see a punter performing the finger test before he decides to venture south?
To the punters, do you do the finger test before going down or do you take your chances?
To the ladies, do you take any offense when you see a punter performing the finger test before he decides to venture south?
To the punters, do you do the finger test before going down or do you take your chances?
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Re: The finger test.
Posted: 2022-04-20 13:32:11
I can just look at a lady and know whether it's safe to go down on her or not. Her general appearance, mannerisms, overall hygiene and care for her appearance tells a lot. If I'm unsure I don't go down. 99% of the time a finger test confirms my suspicions. I've never had the unfortunate event of going down on a wilted flower. Any such bad experiences gents?
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Re: The finger test.
Posted: 2022-04-20 13:33:47
Edited: 2022-04-20 13:34:05
Edited: 2022-04-20 13:34:05
"Tong tippie toets" is my preferred method of testing the waters. Can't recall ever having to bypass the treasure cove.
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Re: The finger test.
Posted: 2022-04-20 13:34:44
Some you dont need a finger test. The moment they get close enough you will know not to even think about it & some you will wonder if at all they ever even have an odour at all. Super clean!
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Re: The finger test.
Posted: 2022-04-20 14:10:04
So true, only ever had one that was not to my standards. Paid the fee and left.
On 2022-04-20 13:34:44 JayDeeGee said:
Some you dont need a finger test. The moment they get close enough you will know not to even think about it & some you will wonder if at all they ever even have an odour at all. Super clean!
So true, only ever had one that was not to my standards. Paid the fee and left.
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Re: The finger test.
Posted: 2022-04-20 15:20:05
Edited: 2022-04-20 15:44:07
Tip of the tongue? You are braver than most.
Edited: 2022-04-20 15:44:07
On 2022-04-20 13:33:47 Johnny English said:
"Tong tippie toets" is my preferred method of testing the waters. Can't recall ever having to bypass the treasure cove.
Tip of the tongue? You are braver than most.
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Re: The finger test.
Posted: 2022-04-20 16:40:20
That's a big commitment. You are both brave and very lucky thus far.
On 2022-04-20 13:33:47 Johnny English said:
"Tong tippie toets" is my preferred method of testing the waters. Can't recall ever having to bypass the treasure cove.
That's a big commitment. You are both brave and very lucky thus far.
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Re: The finger test.
Posted: 2022-04-20 16:45:49
[QUOTE;3550196;JHB22] On 2022-04-20 13:33:47 Johnny English said: "Tong tippie toets" is my preferred method of testing the waters. Can't recall ever having to bypass the treasure cove.
You are aware the most most sensitive part is the tip of the tongue? I am looking forward to reading your regret posts and reviews. lol
You are aware the most most sensitive part is the tip of the tongue? I am looking forward to reading your regret posts and reviews. lol
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