On 2026-08-11 14:49:21 Jaquesstrap said:
I guess you all don't mind if I award myself the "Fuck sakes I hit a nerve" trophy. Jirre that was poes funny. Oh and by the way, I mentioned this in an earlier thread, I know Grantmax personally. So.... sorry boet. You are completely wrong.

[QUOTE;6232343;Pumpkineater] [QUOTE;6232180;grantmax1979] For fuck sake. How about typing in English. What the fuck is "u" and "ur" and that shit and you still expect to be taken seriously. How the fuck did you get to typing such a long load of shit without even using proper words?

Besides, you are that dumbass that said you would eat bleeding pussy. Why the fuck would anyone take you seriously if you're a bloedpoes vreter?


Aah ha. Lookie lookie who came to play. U so gullable u believe everything u read on a forum. Thats soo sad. And ur comebacks are always from the past and its always about how a person must write. U even read everything i wrote and it wasnt even in proper english u realy are so clever. WOW. U go boy. Are u a teacher by any chance. Why didnt u comment yesterday or the day before. Was the wifey ordering u around to much. Looking over your shoulder. Hmmm!
And now today you come here and be all tuff and all. THE GRANDMAX has entered. Ooooh We are all shivering in our pants. HAHAHA.
Let me tell you wat i like. Im in ur head rent free 24 hours a day. Imagine u shout my mame out when u with ur wife in bed. Oh wait that doesnt happen anymore. RIGHT?

Let me also quote from the past
"i dont want to brag but i earn 6 figures"
Dude and u take fists up ur ass. Hahahaha.
It well known that afrikaans guys like taking it up the ass. Especialy if they drive a bakkie. And then they say they not gay. For the record. Prostate play is not realy gay but fisting is. As u put it "i want the whole hand"

But anyway. Go do some work. Off you go now. The grownups are talking here. Oh and who said u can be on my thread. Hahahahaha. Thats wat u always say. "Get of my thread!"

Oh and Maxi why dont u write us a review. We would love to hear in detail how u take it up the ass. Please. Its been 7 months and not a single review. Oh and please write proper english u hear. So we all understand. Or are u afraid then the girls wil then be able to put a face to the MAX and realise what a dickhead he realy is.

Hahahaha im loving it...

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Jockstrap whos nerve dit u hit. That u even want to award urself with a trophy. Do u do this alot. I mean reward urself with trophies. Are u that person that needs to be praised whenever he accomplish something or think u did. Or just here maybe u not getting it at home. Just asking

Sorry with wat was i wrong about ur buddy. The taking it up the ass part. That was him telling the punters that. I didnt make it up. So with wat was i wrong since u know him so well. How close are u guys realy. Hmmmm do u cuddle together aswell. Its realy ok hey we not judging.

Bump to the top.

Surely you can do better than that? Perhaps try spelling too.

On 2026-08-11 19:18:12 Pumpkineater said:
Jockstrap whos nerve dit u hit. That u even want to award urself with a trophy. Do u do this alot. I mean reward urself with trophies. Are u that person that needs to be praised whenever he accomplish something or think u did. Or just here maybe u not getting it at home. Just asking

Sorry with wat was i wrong about ur buddy. The taking it up the ass part. That was him telling the punters that. I didnt make it up. So with wat was i wrong since u know him so well. How close are u guys realy. Hmmmm do u cuddle together aswell. Its realy ok hey we not judging.

On 2026-08-12 09:52:00 Jaquesstrap said:
Surely you can do better than that? Perhaps try spelling too.

On 2026-08-11 19:18:12 Pumpkineater said: Jockstrap whos nerve dit u hit. That u even want to award urself with a trophy. Do u do this alot. I mean reward urself with trophies. Are u that person that needs to be praised whenever he accomplish something or think u did. Or just here maybe u not getting it at home. Just asking

Sorry with wat was i wrong about ur buddy. The taking it up the ass part. That was him telling the punters that. I didnt make it up. So with wat was i wrong since u know him so well. How close are u guys realy. Hmmmm do u cuddle together aswell. Its realy ok hey we not judging.

Jocstrakp. Why is it taht eteyvrmie u guys wnat to btie me shit its aobut slpeling. U dont eevn need to konw how to wirte to be wtih smoneoe. Or to hvae sex. U dont eevn need to be edcutaed. Hrere on the esa you can be whoeevr you wnat to be. Eevn a barin sugoren. Nbdooy cares. We olny here for one tihng. Ulnike some taht tihnk tihs is a dtanig site.
The mind is a birllinat oagrn and can dfiecer wrods eevn if there are selplnig mtsieaks. It will itretare some baceuse they tihnk they preefct in eevrything. And tahts the baeuty of it all. Who doenst lvoe to irretate soemoen who tihnk they better than oethrs. I for one lvoes. And im srue you ht aeit that ive awlays got the fainl say. It froecs you to say soemthing again.
To maxi. I gnona send you a lnik to a tkiottok video. I had a good luagh wlhie i was tihnking of u. Injoy.

This is for you maxi max. As promised. I hope you wil have a good laugh

vt.tiktok.com/ZS43CCYRe/

Okay. Are you an earthling?

On 2026-08-12 12:43:04 Pumpkineater said:
On 2026-08-12 09:52:00 Jaquesstrap said: Surely you can do better than that? Perhaps try spelling too.

On 2026-08-11 19:18:12 Pumpkineater said: Jockstrap whos nerve dit u hit. That u even want to award urself with a trophy. Do u do this alot. I mean reward urself with trophies. Are u that person that needs to be praised whenever he accomplish something or think u did. Or just here maybe u not getting it at home. Just asking

Sorry with wat was i wrong about ur buddy. The taking it up the ass part. That was him telling the punters that. I didnt make it up. So with wat was i wrong since u know him so well. How close are u guys realy. Hmmmm do u cuddle together aswell. Its realy ok hey we not judging.


Jocstrakp. Why is it taht eteyvrmie u guys wnat to btie me shit its aobut slpeling. U dont eevn need to konw how to wirte to be wtih smoneoe. Or to hvae sex. U dont eevn need to be edcutaed. Hrere on the esa you can be whoeevr you wnat to be. Eevn a barin sugoren. Nbdooy cares. We olny here for one tihng. Ulnike some taht tihnk tihs is a dtanig site.
The mind is a birllinat oagrn and can dfiecer wrods eevn if there are selplnig mtsieaks. It will itretare some baceuse they tihnk they preefct in eevrything. And tahts the baeuty of it all. Who doenst lvoe to irretate soemoen who tihnk they better than oethrs. I for one lvoes. And im srue you ht aeit that ive awlays got the fainl say. It froecs you to say soemthing again.
To maxi. I gnona send you a lnik to a tkiottok video. I had a good luagh wlhie i was tihnking of u. Injoy.

This is for you maxi max. As promised. I hope you wil have a good laugh

vt.tiktok.com/ZS43CCYRe/

No im not. I lrieatly jst told you that you can be aynone or anyitng on hrree. Nbdoyo cares. Aslong as you hvae money. Im from the planet Jpuietr. Im a dcootr there. We prboe hmuans we colclet from earth whlie they slepeing. Its so esay tho. Msot of you dont get any action at home at night. Jsut sleep. We hvae had maxi on our planet a few times aldraey. He jsut lveos the prnibog.