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Posted: 2026-06-10 16:33:15

Lmfao wow. I almost fell for the fake reviews but was wondering why it went from zero to plenty in 1 week. Anyway how come no gent that's reliable has booked? I'll speak for myself... I tried and she was nice and friendly over the phone but she didn't pitch for our meeting (outcall). She messaged me the next day and said cops pulled her over... Lol obviously don't believe that story but not tripping either. I'll do an incall one of these days and report back gents!
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Posted: 2026-06-10 17:10:11

Please do, and report back @midnightfun777
Hopefully it goes well
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Posted: 2026-06-10 17:18:15

On 2026-06-10 16:33:15 MidnightFun777 said:
I tried and she was nice and friendly over the phone but she didn't pitch for our meeting (outcall)



Someone wasted your time and stood you up and you still wanna give her your money!! You deserve the schoolfees that you're going to pay
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Posted: 2026-06-11 11:24:22

On 2026-06-10 17:18:15 Bonganelovejoy said:
On 2026-06-10 16:33:15 MidnightFun777 said: I tried and she was nice and friendly over the phone but she didn't pitch for our meeting (outcall)

Someone wasted your time and stood you up and you still wanna give her your money!! You deserve the schoolfees that you're going to pay



Hahaha won't lie, the BBL needs to be explored and it will. I was at home anyway and ended up booking someone else. Would've been a different story if I had travelled. I think she may be a hidden gem still.. I'll confirm though lol.
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Posted: 2026-07-08 06:50:40
Edited: 2026-07-08 06:51:35

To be honest maybe this is a transgender. BBL done & I'm sure she either has a dick or she did some surgery
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Posted: 2026-08-01 17:17:22

On 2026-04-15 10:55:32 ESA Forum Admin said:
Good day

JayCKole69, LocalPuntKevin, loongjohnny, BootySmasher2.0, RazielBoi69, FikkieLongDicky are all the same person and have been banned for having multiple accounts. Multiple Usernames and aliases not allowed as it goes against the spirit of this forum.

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ESA admin this is not true. I don't know who the other punters are but I gave an honest review
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Posted: 2026-08-01 17:45:10

On 2026-05-14 09:55:18 Trev71 said:
JayCKole69, LocalPuntKevin, loongjohnny, BootySmasher2.0, RazielBoi69, FikkieLongDicky


Tha fuq is wrong with you?
Does anyone else have personal experience with lady? I'd like to see her soon.



Mate ESA got it completely wrong with me. Maybe the other profiles could be the same person but I'm not part of them. My review is an honest one. I've been with her. She's got some work done in Turkey. Boobs, Ass, and she has veneers. She has tattoos and a clit ring. She obviously is into body modification and she's gives me retired slay queen vibes. If those are you're vibes go for it. I've reviewed other girls too. Most recently being Lolita (ad active) in randburg. I love big asses and I thought I should give a girl with a BBL a try. The fact that ESA admin has implicated me in fake self reviews is false
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Posted: 2026-08-12 15:40:31

On 2026-07-08 06:50:40 buck4000 said:
To be honest maybe this is a transgender. BBL done & I'm sure she either has a dick or she did some surgery

What a wild speculation! I saw this lady in January. She was my first punt of the year. There's no way she's trans. In fact she had wore no wig and no makeup when I saw her. She's pretty. BBL is quite common these days.
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Posted: 2026-08-19 00:13:21

So she has fake reviews, thats a pity

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