Posted: 2026-05-12 15:38:38
And I'm the MONOPOLY SHAREHOLDER!
Yes, shares in HAPPINESS are taking the stock market living in your head...by storm.
Due to my immense physical beauty and perfection, my facial harmony and glorious prettiness, and my INTERNATIONALLY recognised hospitality standards and cleanliness, I am a HAPPINESS BROKER.
Because I say so.
I'll give you a share of some happy if you're having a 3/10 day , I'll get it up to a 10/10 day , then you'll just faint because I'm so hot.
Love,
Julia Ward