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Every adult does this behind closed doors:
Posted: 2026-05-27 14:19:25
Not me.
Because if it was me, I'd be like, dead.
The good news is that, for the low price point of what a Tinder date costs your pocket with ZERO GUARANTEED SLAY ROI , you can have me for an hour..
If I were a Tinder date Id be Lindsay Lohan and I wouldn't be on Tinder because I'd be married to a Dubai millionaire.
But I DEFINITELY have the best body in JHB.
And I'm DEFINITELY very pretty. Like my face meets early-thirties South Korean beauty standards by a country mile.
I'm Sicilian.
Love,
Julia Ward
Because if it was me, I'd be like, dead.
The good news is that, for the low price point of what a Tinder date costs your pocket with ZERO GUARANTEED SLAY ROI , you can have me for an hour..
If I were a Tinder date Id be Lindsay Lohan and I wouldn't be on Tinder because I'd be married to a Dubai millionaire.
But I DEFINITELY have the best body in JHB.
And I'm DEFINITELY very pretty. Like my face meets early-thirties South Korean beauty standards by a country mile.
I'm Sicilian.
Love,
Julia Ward
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