As the infamous "Belle de Jour", the woman around whom the show "Secret Diaries of a Call Girl" are based says in the first episode, here's a tip for you ladies.

*WEAR MEN'S COLOGNE NOT FEMININE PERFUMES*

Smell is a very powerful sense and nothing says "I've banged a hooker" to your wife more than smelling like one.

Also, for god's sake, avoid any makeup or body lotion that has glitter in it. And if you have a FH client, pre-lube before opening the door. You are selling the fantasy that you WANT to do him. Pausing the action to lube yourself sends the signal "I am not actually turned on, I'm just basting the meat so the friction doesn't hurt". Conversely, if you have an oral client (like me), then don't. The bottle may say "unscented" but that sure doesn't mean tasteless, and half the pleasure of dining at the Y is the glorious taste of your womanhood. If I wanted a strawberry Daquiri or Pina Colada I'd go to the bar.

Well said!

Second the perfume thing! Even when you are returning back to the office, no one wants to suddenly go around the office smelling like they have just had a lunchtime romp!

Thumbs up. Bro u 100% spot on....an ladies hygine down there is important....men want to eat clean....not smelly stuff...

So right 2hottoni. The last WG I ate was so smelly I gagged. I even told her I had to wipe her down before I could proceed. It helped a little but it was a terrible experience. I am an idiot for not just getting up and walking out but I am also too soft-hearted to get up and say "sorry babe but you have an aweful smell and taste and I am nearly retching". Irony is, in the room next door is one of the best ladies out there, with a vag that is so perfect and clean its a work of art. No I won't name and shame so don't ask me to but needless to say I will *never* be going back to that particular lady ever again.

Its like there is a special perfume they use that just gives the game away....