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The flea, the beautiful lady and the biker!
Posted: 2014-02-05 18:19:39
Edited: 2014-02-05 18:20:03
Edited: 2014-02-05 18:20:03
Old classic for those that have never heard it
Two fleas bump into each other in Durban. The one flea is shivering uncontrollably.
What are you so cold says the one to the other. Well, I travelled all the way from Joburg on a bikers mustache and it was bitterly cold on the road.
Well, listen to me for next time and you will get to Durbs all warm and snug as that is the only way that I travel. Go to a bridge on the highway to Durban and wait for a lovely lady to pass under in a convertible. Jump down quickly on to her head and then crawl down until you get to her pussy. You will be warm and snug and comfortable there.
Next summer they meet up again and same story. The same flea is shivering once again. Dude, did you not take my advice? Yes, I did, got to the ladies pussy and lay down and fell asleep.
Drumroll....
But when I woke up three hours later, I was on a bikers bloody mustache once again.
Two fleas bump into each other in Durban. The one flea is shivering uncontrollably.
What are you so cold says the one to the other. Well, I travelled all the way from Joburg on a bikers mustache and it was bitterly cold on the road.
Well, listen to me for next time and you will get to Durbs all warm and snug as that is the only way that I travel. Go to a bridge on the highway to Durban and wait for a lovely lady to pass under in a convertible. Jump down quickly on to her head and then crawl down until you get to her pussy. You will be warm and snug and comfortable there.
Next summer they meet up again and same story. The same flea is shivering once again. Dude, did you not take my advice? Yes, I did, got to the ladies pussy and lay down and fell asleep.
Drumroll....
But when I woke up three hours later, I was on a bikers bloody mustache once again.
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