On 2023-06-30 19:39:40 Frinch said:
You first have to get your letter from Professor Cumlilraw delivered by an owo owl.
Shagrid will then take you to DiagAnal Alley to buy your Viagrialisagra potions and Hitachi wand. Watch out for the wild Bear(back) in Knocked-up Lane.
The Orgy express train departs from platform 69 and threesome.
Whatever you do, don't mention the dark lord Roar Clockwatcher Comeoncepolicy.
May you be sorted into house GFE.